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Hitler was a South American llama breeder/KILLER who was crippled and said "ey sonney?" every three words. "Let's kill those ey sonney llamas because they ey sonney suck my nuts ey sonney?" His hobbies included collecting stamps and guillotine waxing, not to mention sharp shooting trespassers on his llama farm. His favorite foods were weinerschnitzel pie and latkas and fried pumpernickel muslim babies. He enjoyed long walks on the beach in his specially made wheelchair (to go through the dunes) and sitting in front of the telly, watching asian porn. When he was a child, he enjoyed eating the testicles of jaguars whilst playing a jig on his mahogany fiddle. His mother called him "speedy gonzalez" because he used to go racing down his sloped driveway in his child-sized wheelchair (it had ten settings), singing "La Bomba". As a result of this, he broke his nose on the cement many times, and his nickname was eventually changed to "twiggy". As he grew into a prepubescent race car, he discovered the art of karate. The children at his lessons giggled incessantly when Sir "Twiggy" would attempt to chop a piece of wood in half by rolling over it. His karate master, sensei Krimmbywimbledonkriskoshinova, said he was a fabulous student. "Twiggy" was never prouder than the day he took home his first and only trophy for winning a fight against a 94 year old paraplegic asthmatic old woman. When he was 27, he met the woman that was to become his first wife by running over her on the Thruway. She went into a coma shortly after that, but Hitler was okay with that: he had always enjoyed his vegetables as a child. The relationship was an instant success!! Hitler was enchanted with his new wife, often spending the night in the hospital chatting and eating chicken tortilla salad. Edwina (wife) seemed to enjoy his company, at least she never complained when he cuddled his crippled self up next to her at night.
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Yeah....can't you just tell we passed the AP with flying colors?