Normality?

[fryer_tuck]

I was doing homework for Lancer yesterday, and Michiru pinged up and told me that she'd just maxed out Aotachi's stats and was bored again. I told her to go find something else to do, like maybe feed the hungry. She laughed. My robot brain has a sense of humor

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[mecha_hunter]

Normal's relative. Avoiding "average" is the important thing.

I still need to talk with you about your, uh, daughter? And that body she wants.

[fryer_tuck]

Yeah. And my life isn't anything like average.

Yes, you do. She's making due with what I made, but an actual body would be better.

[futuredark]

Want me to come over and help you with your mom?

Though, I won't be much help as unicorns looove to come and kick me in the head. Repetively.

Freaking unicorns.

[fryer_tuck]

No.

But it might help if you come over and stand around long enough for some unicorns to pound you into the ground.

[futuredark]

Woohoo! Alright everyone, orgy at Tucker's!

I mean you where aware that black unicorns consider kicking each other as a litmus test for who tops, yes?

[fryer_tuck]

. . . no. That's so wrong there aren't words.

And I think Mom's after the white kind. Symbol of purity, and all that.