Explain this to Me Again

[fryer_tuck]

I think I walked more yesterday than I have in the past six months combined, and I don't mean that in a good way. I am not ever accepting a ride from Skulker again when the walk home is more than six miles

Comments

[mecha_hunter]

It's fine. It's been repaired.

I hope this has cured your mother of her odd cravings.

[fryer_tuck]

I don't think anything could cure her of odd cravings. But she seems to have moved on to an odd craving of Incan jewelry. Which means I get my meat back, so I'm fine with it.

[lit_master]

So what did you have to do to get her to stop priming you to summon unicorns? Make a "home video"?

[fryer_tuck]

I don't know which is more worrying, the fact that my teacher is asking or the fact that I'm going to answer.

No, actually. I introduced her to Kwan, had him help me explain that no, really, I'm not qualified, and went on with my life. She painted me with green vine things and praised the spirits that I'm an adult. It's better than being read the riot for not having used protection, I suppose.

[lit_master]

Well, green vine things is better than the fire ants and birch switches.

[fryer_tuck]

I'm going to pretend you didn't just put that on the internet, okay? Okay.