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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I punched eightcircles in the arm (-10 points). In September I set rinthehorse's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Friday I turned overshadowed_x in for farting in church (3 points). Last Monday I stole killer_bass's purse (-30 points). Last Wednesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-111 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
frzn_explosion