Marv's (Dirty) Naughty Haiku [Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger]

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This isn't fic okay XD I apologize for the varying and questionable quality, and yes I abused the hell out of the syllable format, and cut off mid-sentence everywhere! If I cared I'd be off learning to be an actual poet ;) P.S. - MARVEL AT ALL MY MARV PAIRINGS.

Marv's Dirty Naughty Haiku

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Most every time,
Joe blushes like a beetroot,
When you make him come.

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I can make Luka,
Make adorable squeaking sounds,
By biting her ear.

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Don is a tiger,
In bed. HA HA HA HA HA.
I'm only joking!

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Did you realise that,
Princesses can do this thing
With their tongue? My God.

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Basco is selfish,
In bed. So am I, sometimes.
It's more fun that way!

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Even though she used,
Handcuffs on me, I wasn't phased.
Jasmine, you know it!

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Gai, you're a cute puppy,
But you really need to stop
Humping my leg now.

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Dear Hurricane Red,
Keep getting in my face, I'll
Bite. And you'll love it.

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Luka, I want to write,
A poem all about your hot tits
...Or maybe just write *on* them?

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Food plus sex is great.
Who knew you could lick cream from
So many good places?

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It's so hot when Don
Says, "I really don't think we should
Be doing this right here!"

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