Comments | ftprotocol: "We pay out debt sometimes..."

ftprotocol

"We pay out debt sometimes..."

Jul 12, 2004 21:06

So apparently I must invest in some muscles if I'm to get some lovin', according to what Kindick said his girlfriend said about me. Sadly that requires motivation, which I don't have, and I doubt that's the reason I don't get lovin'. I mean, chicks dig scrawny guys with acne, right? Especially if they also play ultimate frisbee and do computer ( Read more... )

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missionofburma July 13 2004, 10:52:42 UTC

Dude, I've touched your stomach, you have a nice body. You just should know, if you got it, flaunt it. I mean, look at Kinnick, you have a much nicer body than him, it's just he has confidence and thinks he can get the girl so he can get the girl. Also, he's probably a date rapist, maybe you should try just getting girls really drunk.

ftprotocol July 13 2004, 14:16:34 UTC

Yea, it all comes down to my theory on confidence. Ones amount of success at anything ever in the world, is completely dependent on confidence, and confidence only.

skewness July 13 2004, 15:41:06 UTC

When you decide you really want it, you'll get it. Be goal-oriented. Feel free to bring some hot girls to my place and I'll show you how it's done ;-)

ftprotocol July 13 2004, 20:00:31 UTC

Oh I know the method. Slip some roofies into their drink.

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twoeyedtim July 14 2004, 11:27:03 UTC

ftprotocol July 15 2004, 05:17:30 UTC

A lot of teams beat Taco Wagon, but we beat Beacon, which is a good high-school team from New York, and that's all that matters.

When it comes to sarcastic/cynical humor, people either love it or hate it. I guess I just have to find the right people to use it around. And are you ever on AIM anymore?

twoeyedtim July 15 2004, 05:41:03 UTC