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so,
im at risk of failing my stupid fucking english class.
why?
bc ive missed 4 classes. 
why?
bc my alarm clock does NOT work.
im fucking sick to my stomach.
i want to die now.

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[dmast]

so get yo lazy butt outta the house and buy a new alarm :p

you can't be like me forever. and even now i get out sometimes and play sports with the boyz from work

lazy ryan is getting closer to in shape ryan.

but enough about me. you just need to relax and have some (non drinking) fun

find something you like to do and we prob have in on or around campus

[fts_cand_pchs]

set a lot of alarms
and you will be sure to wake up to one at least

[fts_cand_pchs]

something to brighten up your day

this one guy fell asleep in a different building
and we couldn't find him
and didn't know what happened to him
and everyone was freaking out
until we found him
at 1:30 in the morning
sleeping
in the gymnasium.
needless to say,
he got in lots of trouble.
and he has to carry an alarm clock around with him everywhere now.