TRUE SCIENCE 1

[fu_cky_ou_]

Welcome to the first episode of "True Science." In this mini-series, I'll be addressing mindless religious zombie questions in a manner that makes people think I have all the answers to the universe! Okay okay, you got me, religious people are in fact the ones that think they have the answer to everything*, but I can still pretend!

*biased

Comments

[___expo86]

haha, oh dave. You and your shit takings.

And things are always evolving. Maybe not in a monkey to man type manner, but yeah. Let's tell some bitches how it iz.

[fu_cky_ou_]

The funny part about that is that Charles Darwin never ONCE said we came from monkies. He said we came from a lower form of man. I'll tell ya, If those people thought this stuff through, they probably wouldn't think there was a big invisible man in the sky where no one can see him in the first place.

[inharmonic]

I agree with things are always evolving

[__teenagezombie]

my favorite question is...

"if God created us, who created God?"

haha, yes.

[exposesdoubt]

"If we evolved, how come things don't evolve today?"

fo' real doh.

[fu_cky_ou_]

I think that went way over your head. I mean higher than a high-powered paper airplane.

[exposesdoubt]

shut the fuck up. i was agreeing with the statement.

[fu_cky_ou_]

You're saying you agree that since you've never seen anything evolve, that nothing has ever evolved? Because that's what that statement means.

[ohmyhindu]

Pinky toes on average shorten every year, because we don't really need them. That's evolution.

[fu_cky_ou_]

Thank you for that, my good man.