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fucdemas

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Jul 21, 2003 22:38

i got busted for shoplifting today. my first time ever! i've recently started stealing with in the past 2 years or so. before that i swore it was something not for me. but then i got sick of paying for shit that i dont need. (ed: that was a joke. i only steal what i need, but don't like paying for ( Read more... )

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that's fair plasticbags July 21 2003, 21:33:22 UTC

that was funny. i think #4 is the answer. at some point, while in our 20s, we must stop stealing.

Re: that's fair fucdemas July 22 2003, 16:24:48 UTC

or stelaing fromour selves

Re: that's fair plasticbags July 22 2003, 16:40:42 UTC

i steal from myself everyday.

i got caught once.

i called the police and i arrested myself. i pressed charges. i got house arrest. that is why i can be online.

Re: that's fair fucdemas July 22 2003, 19:52:16 UTC

i gave away my virginty with out askingmyself. call itfucking while under the influence. never a good thing to do.

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So You've Been Caught Shoplifting... omegachimp July 22 2003, 07:31:37 UTC

So you've been caught shoplifting - what do you do? Here's a handy list of techniques that will help you get out of trouble without having to deal with the usual feelings of disgrace ( ... )

Re: So You've Been Caught Shoplifting... onenote July 22 2003, 08:37:59 UTC

wow, GRAND!

Re: So You've Been Caught Shoplifting... fucdemas July 22 2003, 16:16:49 UTC

HAH AHAH HAH!

ypu're an absolute genious! you should work for the onion or the home shopping network.

your talents are amazing!

onenote July 22 2003, 08:34:28 UTC

number 2! duh

Stealing is only fighting back against these greed drivien corporations that directly or indirectly steal from you in the first place! oh yeah...

Its either steal or be stolen from when it comes to these big chain businesses. You're just doing your part as a living human being whp still owns a soul...

fucdemas July 22 2003, 16:20:40 UTC

well,yeah. i felt that way when i was youngerbut then i moved out and needed to get a job. then you sorta respecthow big these corporations get through the hard work of many.capitalism isn't the faireststructures of them all but it sure works pretty well. either way i dont see how publix steals from me. if i dont like thier prices or products it's up to me to patrionize another business and grown my own meat-thermometers.

onenote July 22 2003, 21:03:27 UTC

har har har wise ass