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[fuchsiascreams]

• 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?: Definitely not. The last person I sent a message to was this random guy I met at a party a few months ago who I've been texting with off and on ever since then. He has a crush on me, but I have a boyfriend, and I'm completely not interested.
• 2. You talked to an ex today, correct?: No. I

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[fuchsiascreams]

The only difference is that green olive pits aren't going to break your face open because you bite into them, thinking they're going to be soft the whole way through..

..also, how the fuck do they get the pimentos in there, like.. is there a person whose job it is to sit there and insert pimentos into every single green olive..