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[fuck_cunt_whore]

Matt Marion and Joe Light Inc. is back in business.

Have you ever been sad? Of course you have you little bastard you. Well the next time you’re sad, all you need to do is pick up the phone or turn on your computer.

Because for a mere 5 dollars for the first hour (and 3 dollars for each additional hour) you can have either Joe Light or Matthew

Comments

[anonymous]

.....
screw you.
you better watch your back.
i mean, i really hated you and wanted to kill you before
but after this shit...

no im just kidding, nigger.
but i dont know how comfortable i'd feel calling you or matt up..
i mean.
this is PROBABLY gonna be what happens..

"hello?"
"hey joe...i'm feeling sad"
"k?"
"well...arent you gonna come to my door step?"
"bitch, if i come to your door step, its gonna be with a tech 9, a baseball bat, and a steak knife because it's fucking 3AM and you called me with a problem that probably doesnt even involve you"
"uh..."
"dont uh me. go to fucking sleep you asshole" ::hangs up::

[_mommy]

^ me =D

[anonymous]

bitch, even if u payed me 100 dollars for the first hour and 50 for each additional hour after that... id still show up, of course id kisk ur ass first for waking me, id still be there to listin to you wine and bitch
you fucking slut

Love,
joey

[_mommy]

awe
you're cute...sometimes.

just kidding.
i hate you.
:]
<3

[heartofdarknesx]

but jooeeyyy.
matt can only tend to 3 people.
me.
you.
and jon.
:)

[heartofdarknesx]

sweetie, thats where i come in
to cover for the ppl that matts lazy ass cant =]
-joey

[xxshockerxx]

$5 is a bit steep...
ill give you $2.50

[fuck_cunt_whore]

umm listin
this is joe ligt and matt marion
your lucky we droped the origional price witch was $20
i mean come on, look at us
its worth every penny

[heartofdarknesx]

heck yeaah.