Fuck Carrots!

[fuck_pilot]

I woke up all alone. What else is new. I ate some breakfast and got a piece of bacon lodged in my retina.
So that sucked. And my parents are giving me $100 for some reason, so if anyone knows a girl i could buy for that much, please let me know.

Comments

[haawesome]

joey, i love u.

[fuck_pilot]

I love you too.

[zee_deveel_]

psh like you need to buy a girl. you are a stud, my dear. plus you are the most fucking awesome dude i know. so there. i love orgasmatron. (: yup!

<3

[fuck_pilot]

Thanks, but I disagree. lol.

[my_love_letter]

i can act liek a girl.
but i doubt that will cut it

[fuck_pilot]

Oh... that'll do just fine... just fine.