If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if we don't speak often), please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me
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remember the time me and you jumped my old cat? i held her up and you socked her multiple times in the gut? oh and then we threw pennies at the homeless ppl on 4th street and fried up chicken to throw at the vegetarians
Remember the time we went on a free trip to guam and on the way we had a lay over in China. While we were there we caught SARS and had to be quarantined. You wore your Burger King uniform and attracted one of the officers. He was soooo love strucked by you he helped us escape. While we were running away we stopped to rest at a duck pond. Me and you started fighting and stopped talking for a while, you got lonely and befriended a duck. Unfortunately you made the duck sick. Now because of us the world has a new plague out there bird flu. Why did you have to do that to all my people... just because we have a population problem doesn't mean you're doing us a favor!
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~~jake " i tried XD"
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