Third Case [Voice: English/Text]

[fuck_you_d]

Alright, I can't take it anymore! Playing bodyguard for cute chicks is fine and all, but I'm going stir-crazy over here - and this freaky red ash is not helping. It's creeping me the fuck out. I need to get out and actually do something or I'm gonna lose it.

If there really is a police force in this dump, I wanna join! What do I have to do, take a

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[purgatory_maren]

Yes, I can direct you to that...

I'm Minato Arisato, I lead police force here. If you're interested in joining, if you wouldn't mind, please reply to this frequency.

It shouldn't take up too much of your time.

[fuck_you_d]

Oh, you're the boss man, huh? Someone mentioned your name, now that I think of it...

Got it! I'll take care of that right away, chief.

[crippledroyalty]

Try not to think of it as something scary. Like small flower petals!

[Several coughs can be heard.]

And please be careful if you go out in it. It doesn't take much to make you sick.

[fuck_you_d]

Uh...right. It's not like I'm scared of it or anything though. It's just weird. Though flower petals would probably be even creepier.

Hey, speak for yourself. You okay? That cough didn't sound too good...

[crippledroyalty]

It does kind of look like blood, though...[cough]...so I can see why people think it's creepy.

Ah, I'll be fine! Some of the ash came in through the window, but we've sealed it up so it should be fine now.

[fuck_you_d]

Yeesh, it really does...Great, I'm never getting that image out of my head now. It just suddenly turned red like that...I'm no scientist or anything, but there's no way that's normal.

Hm. Well, it's smart that you closed it up, but it's not a good sign if you're still coughing. If it gets worse you need to go to a doctor right away, got it?

[kaenmajin]

Oh, you hadn't found your way to the police force yet? I'm surprised.

[fuck_you_d]

I've been busy.

[kaenmajin]

I suppose we'll be working together now, in a way.

[fuck_you_d]

Oh, great. Looking forward to it, buddy. [Said completely deadpan. He's really excited, can't you tell. 8|]

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[whistleoflight]

Is De-teck-teeve an... offisher?

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[fuck_you_d]

Sure am! Or I will be soon. I was an officer back home, you know, so being one here shouldn't be much different.

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[whistleoflight]

Oh... Wow! [She only understood half of that! Mainly at the beginning.] Be supaaaa!

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[fuck_you_d]

Heh heh...you bet I will, kiddo!