Needles and rope [8:11 PM]: what kinda car do you have
sprintingzombies [8:12 PM]: its technically not mine because i don't drive
sprintingzombies [8:12 PM]: buutttttt a 91 sable station wagon
sprintingzombies [8:12 PM]: ftw, obv.
Needles and rope [8:12 PM]: LMAO
Needles and rope [8:12 PM]: station wagon, sweet jesus
sprintingzombies [8:13 PM]: you're just jealous
Needles and rope [8:13 PM]: fuck that, my 93 pontiac bonneville will kill your sable station wagon
sprintingzombies [8:14 PM]: whatev, ho.
Needles and rope [8:14 PM]: lmao, thats why i had sex with Bob in the backseat last night, biotch
sprintingzombies [8:17 PM]: SHUT UP, SKANK
sprintingzombies [8:17 PM]: HE WOULDN'T TOUCH YO NASTY ASS
Needles and rope [8:20 PM]: THATS WHAT YOU THINK, YOU BITCH ASS GLOID
sprintingzombies [8:21 PM]: WELL RAY'S IN MY BED SUMMONING ME NOW SO THERE
Needles and rope [8:21 PM]: WELL MIKEY IS ROLLING ON MY KITCHEN FLOOR, SO WHAT NOW, HUNN-AY
sprintingzombies [8:22 PM]: GEETARD'S PAINTING ME A PICTURE AND FRANK IS DOING WHATEVER FRANK DOES IN HIS SPARE TIME BUT HE'S DOING IT FOR ME
Needles and rope [8:24 PM]: BOB IS HAVING SEX WITH ME RIGHT NOW AND WE'RE WATCHING BOONDOCK SAINTS AT THE SAME TIME, WHILE BOB IS TALKING TO FRANK IN A FREXY OF PHONE SEX RIGHT NOW.
sprintingzombies [8:24 PM]: THATS OBV A LIE, SHUT UP
Needles and rope [8:24 PM]: HAHAH
Needles and rope [8:24 PM]: I'M TRUTHING, BITCH
Needles and rope [8:24 PM]: DON'T HATE
Needles and rope [8:25 PM]: AND MIKEY'S SENDING TELEPATHIC BROTHER MESSAGES T GERARD TELLING HIM TO FUCK UP YO PAINTING
sprintingzombies [8:25 PM]: WELL MIKEY HAS BUNNY PISSING AND SHITTING ALL OVER YOUR CRAP
Needles and rope [8:25 PM]: JAMIA ATE BUNNY FIVE MINUTES AGO CAUSE I TOLD HER TOO
sprintingzombies [8:26 PM]: JAMIA WOULD LISTEN TO ME OVER YOU BECAUSE KAITLYN > LEAH, LETS BE HONEST
Needles and rope [8:26 PM]: PLEASEEEEEE
Needles and rope [8:26 PM]: KAITLYN < LEAH
sprintingzombies [8:26 PM]: I HAVE ALICIA ON MY SIDE AND FUCK BUNNY, ALICIA WOULD EAT YOU
Needles and rope [8:26 PM]: ELIZA WOULD EAT ALICIA
sprintingzombies [8:27 PM]: ZOMG TRUE
Needles and rope [8:27 PM]: AND ELIZA CHILLS WITH ME
Needles and rope [8:27 PM]: LMAO
sprintingzombies [8:27 PM]: LMAO
Needles and rope [8:27 PM]: HAHAHAHAH
sprintingzombies [8:27 PM]: mikey way: im on ur stage, rolln in ur wirez
Needles and rope [8:27 PM]: HAHAHAHAH
Needles and rope [8:28 PM]: eliza: i'm in ur houze, eatin ur gurlfrend
sprintingzombies [8:28 PM]: bunny: im in ur bed, pissn on ur sheetz
Needles and rope [8:29 PM]: gerard: i'm in ur room, painting deep picturzzz
sprintingzombies [8:30 PM]: bob: im in ur bathr00m, makn luv to mahself in ur mirrorz
Needles and rope [8:30 PM]: LMAO
Needles and rope [8:30 PM]: so true
sprintingzombies [8:30 PM]: ftw!
Needles and rope [8:31 PM]: frank: im in ur hallwayz, watchin' b0b in dem mirr0rz
sprintingzombies [8:31 PM]: jamia: im in ur kitchn, c00kn bunneh st3w
Needles and rope [8:32 PM]: BAHAHAHHA
sprintingzombies [8:32 PM]: omg this is so funny
Needles and rope [8:33 PM]: alicia: im in ur garage, sh4pen'n sum t00lz
sprintingzombies [8:34 PM]: ray: in in my fro, l00kn 4 condamns
sprintingzombies [8:34 PM]: *im in
Needles and rope [8:34 PM]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Needles and rope [8:35 PM]: gerard: im in ur bedr00m, st3alin ur eyelinerz
sprintingzombies [8:36 PM]: worm: im in ur closet, feeln l0nely n cryn
Needles and rope [8:36 PM]: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Needles and rope [8:36 PM]: WIN WIN WIN
sprintingzombies [8:36 PM]: LOL
sprintingzombies [8:37 PM]: ily worm!
Needles and rope [8:37 PM]: adam: im on ur stage, ste4lin geelard's sp0tlite
sprintingzombies [8:38 PM]: brian: im in ur bus, bitchn at ur anticz
Needles and rope [8:38 PM]: LMAO
Needles and rope [8:38 PM]: (urs are pwing min30
Needles and rope [8:38 PM]: )*
sprintingzombies [8:39 PM]: [im killn ur d00ds, obv]
Needles and rope [8:39 PM]: obv
sprintingzombies [8:39 PM]: lmao jk bb ily
Needles and rope [8:39 PM]: matt: im in ur shop, fixn ur carzz
sprintingzombies [8:39 PM]: LMAO MATT WHAT A FAG
Needles and rope [8:40 PM]: HAHAH
Needles and rope [8:40 PM]: for sure
sprintingzombies [8:40 PM]: bert: im in ur studi0, talkn shit and bein a bi0tch
Needles and rope [8:40 PM]: lmao, so true
Needles and rope [8:41 PM]: jared: im in ur middel skewls, flexn 4 12 yr 0ldz
sprintingzombies [8:41 PM]: LMAO WIN
Needles and rope [8:41 PM]: hahah, finally!
sprintingzombies [8:41 PM]: jay-z: im at ur award sh0wz, name-dr0ppn ur bandz
Needles and rope [8:42 PM]: HAHAHAH
Needles and rope [8:43 PM]: oli sykes; im in ur fandums, sexn ur boyz
sprintingzombies [8:43 PM]: WTF IS WITH THAT D00D HE ISNT HAWT K THX
Needles and rope [8:44 PM]: I KNOW
Needles and rope [8:44 PM]: his voice makes me wanna vomit
sprintingzombies [8:44 PM]: p33t: im on ur interwebz, readn ur slash and jackn 0ff
Needles and rope [8:44 PM]: LMAO LMAO
Needles and rope [8:45 PM]: patrick: im in ur grocery st0rez, buyn ur tastykakez
sprintingzombies [8:45 PM]: LOL TRUE
Needles and rope [8:45 PM]: aww i love pat
Needles and rope [8:45 PM]: but he's getting a little fat
sprintingzombies [8:45 PM]: andy: im at ur P3TA c0nventi0ns, not bangn drumz but ur gfz
Needles and rope [8:46 PM]: LMAO
Needles and rope [8:46 PM]: WINNNNNN
Needles and rope [8:46 PM]: joe: im in ur synagogues, rean teh torah
Needles and rope [8:46 PM]: readn*
sprintingzombies [8:47 PM]: n sm0kn sum weedz
Needles and rope [8:47 PM]: lmao
Needles and rope [8:47 PM]: britney:im in ur reh4b clinikz, inj3ctn sum heroinz
sprintingzombies [8:47 PM]: zomg we forgot krista!!
sprintingzombies [8:48 PM]: krista: im in ur h0tel r00mz, thnkn im teh 0nly sane 1 in dis place
Needles and rope [8:49 PM]: frank: im in dat hotel room, crashn thru da ceilin
Needles and rope [8:52 PM]: audrey: im on ur toorbuz, sexn ur leed singurz
sprintingzombies [8:53 PM]: jeffree*: im in ur ph0t0sh00ts, dr00ln milk and wearn pleathr
Needles and rope [8:53 PM]: EWWW LMAO
sprintingzombies [8:53 PM]: its true!
Needles and rope [8:54 PM]: i knowwww
Needles and rope [8:54 PM]: lol
Needles and rope [8:55 PM]: ryan ross: im in ur clos3t, n0t cummin 0ut
sprintingzombies [8:55 PM]: bden: im on ur stage, gettn beat wit b0ttles
Needles and rope [8:55 PM]: LMFAO
Needles and rope [8:56 PM]: gerard: im at ur funerulz, h4vin sum partiezz
sprintingzombies [8:57 PM]: heychris: im on ur interwebs, bein j3sus
Needles and rope [8:57 PM]: j3sus: im on ur interwebz, bein heychris
sprintingzombies [8:57 PM]: LOL wiiiiiiin
Needles and rope [8:57 PM]: hahahah
Needles and rope [8:59 PM]: george bush: im in ur whit3 houze, playn wiff a slinky
sprintingzombies [8:59 PM]: lmao wtf
sprintingzombies [8:59 PM]: i'm srsly out, d00d. for now, at least
sprintingzombies [8:59 PM]: i gotz no more
Needles and rope [8:59 PM]: man, that was fucking good
sprintingzombies [8:59 PM]: it was amazing.