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Best of Craigslist, Vol 1.
1.
need someone to hide easter eggs in my apt when im not home !
Date: 2009-04-07, 7:25PM CDT
i need someone to hide easter eggs in my apt when i am not there ! they are small and filled with candy ! i would like to find them myself on sunday ! i am willing to pay ! serious inquiries only !
jason+
* Location: franklin tn
2.
Rustic 1 Bedroom
Date: 2009-04-20, 3:18PM EDT
As summer is approaching that means the weather outside is getting nicer, which means I have an extra room for rent. Do you like the outdoors, wood paneling, porta-poties? Then I have the perfect room for you. I just cleaned and swept out the tree house in my backyard. It is level to the second story of my house on a very sturdy tree. It has a plastic door, solid roof, and a durable rope ladder. It also has a pully system so you can pull up items that you don't feel comfortable carrying on the rope ladder. The tree house has a bedroom (comes furnished with a mattress) which is separate from the common area (comes furnished with a beanbag). As for the kitchen, you may want to eat out. You can use the separate entrance to my backyard where it is located. This DOES NOT mean you have free access to my backyard though. What you are renting is the room at this is it. It is okay to use the backyard but keep it mind that first and foremost, it is mine.
Please, applicants under 160lbs only please. It is a sturdy building but lets not take any chances.
* cats are OK - purrr
* dogs are OK - wooof
* Location: Parkdale
3.
Pregnant? - m4w
Date: 2009-04-24, 1:09PM PDT
I was standing in line to make my purchases when you tapped me on the shoulder and asked me to hand you a $1 pregnancy test (can you even trust those?!?) and then made small talk with me while you stood behind me in line.
How'd it turn out?
Single?
* Location: Dollar Tree in SE (Portland)
4.
girlfriend forcing sale
Date: 2009-05-10, 9:37PM EDT
Girlfriend said she is tired of my mustang parts and I need to make a craigslist ad...so here is it
for sale
1 nagging dream smashing man hater
make an offer or look in the free section if she keeps it up and gets kicked to the curb
* Location: saint augustine
5.
I need your eyesore,please help
Date: 2009-05-13, 2:04PM PDT
I had a nice hedge on my property line, but my neighbor said it was a ratty eyesore and killed it. I would like a bus? a train car? huge peice of rusted heavy equiptment?? This is not a joke If you have something huge and ugly you need to be rid of perhaps we can help eachother out! I would prefer something tall and ominous but will consider any old peice of shit. Wreckage from a airplane would also fit the bill. Also, if part of it squeekes in the wind or is highly reflective in the sun that would be a plus
* Location: kelso (Portland)
6.
Magic wand to solve life's problems
Date: 2009-05-15, 4:02PM PDT (Portland)
If anyone has a magic wand that will solve all the problems in life, I'm interested in looking at it or buying it from you.
Would be interested in seeing the wand's past accomplishments and achievements to verify that it actually does what its supposed to. May request a demonstration. Prefer a fast acting wand, one of the later models that come with the instant gratification package or enhancements. If it isn't the instant gratification type, preferably one that lets you know whether or not anythings happening and gives a forecast of what's happening after waving it.
If it's portable that would be great, especially if it's pocket sized.
Color, not important.
Prefer machine washable in case I forget to take it out of my pockets in the laundry.
Larger sized wands have to be storable in my apartment but am able to work around the size issue.
Prefer to have instruction manual if you still have it.
Am able to drive anywhere to pick it up.
Submit picture if possible!
Thanks.
Oh, If you have a magic lamp instead that you need to be relieved of that still has wishes, I'm interested in that as well.
Thanks!
* Location: anywhere
7.
hot homeless guy with beard and shaggy hair
Date: 2009-05-21, 12:52PM EDT
you're young, hot, and homeless. you look to be about 20-25. you have brownish red shaggy hair and a nice beard. i could tell you were homeless because you were eating chips off the ground and you had urine soaked filthy pants on. i've always had a thing for the "starving artist" types and your homeless ruggedness is hot. i have seen you sleeping in one of the bus stops near public square. if you ever steal a laptop or break into a library or someone's home to use their computer, i hope you read this. ~Brittany R.
* Location: downtown cleveland
the last one is my favorite.