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[fuckbrianfuck]

you do realize who i am, right?

im brian and i eat whatever is in front of me. i think you should all know this, as i don't have a computer anymore.

you know what the secret ingredient is in my meal?

it's not girlscouts.

it's grape jelly.

no sugar low fat grape jelly.

i wear makeup and i dress in drag.

Comments

[thejuishgirl]

you don't even exist.

[fuckbrianfuck]

its not so much that i dont exist. i think its more than youre convincing yourself that theres no way i could possibly still be alive. but i am.

[usable]

i might be passing through TX this summer with friends. houston stands in our way for a few miles. any suggestions on things to do? i hear crime is big in houston. like big.

[fuckbrianfuck]

call me

[usable]

are you going to pick up?

[fuckbrianfuck]

you never called. i have been waiting by the phone. i havent shaved or cut my hair. or eaten. i blame you.

[cut_aimee]

fbrianf is what started it all.
come back.
lj misses you.

[fuckbrianfuck]

you see, now that it has been two years and two months and nine days since you commented i feel no QUALMS WITH TELLING YOU THAT YOU HAVE FAILED

not really you didnt fail

but im here now shamelessly promoting myself and justin for best country act

[littleloki]

Yes, but would you eat an entire VW hippie van full of raptor-furries infected with ebola? Because the Brian I knew would, and he would be a better person because of it.

[fuckbrianfuck]

You will listen to me and you will LIKE WHAT I TEACH