You Know You're From Las Vegas When...
You took all the grass out of your front yard and got paid to do it.
You've seen a mirage in the summer, and it was in the parking lot.
You're still talking about that one morning 6 years ago when snow fell on the ground.
You smile and thank tourists for leaving their money with us.
You know which one is Sigfriend and which one is Roy
You've played slots... in 7-11
Your car payment is more than your rent
You've seen a porn star up close
Your McDonald's has a hand-painted portrait of Marilyn & Elvis
The slot machines in the airport drown out the PA announcements
You've attended a drive through wedding
You've been to a museum... at a casino
Your favorite form of mass transport is free
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Las Vegas.
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