i have center stage, row 8 tickets to the ben folds concert.

this automatically makes me better than you.

the best part about living on my own and not having anyone tell me what to do:

i get to eat cookies and gushers for breakfast whenever i want.

dear god,

please hurry up and release the new tool album before i kill someone.

sincerely,

jess

it's 2006. wtf?

yes, i am being captain obvious, so what?

knock knock!

who's there?

jessica!

jessica who?

jessica's 18, bitch!

i fell asleep the other night to wake up with what looked like a burn mark on my forehead ( Read more... )

the allman brothers KICK YOUR ASS

VOLDEMORT CAN'T STOP THE ROCK!!!!!!!!

i just went to dial 611 on my cell phone. instead i dialed 911 by accident.

HI MOM!!!!!!!