BLUH BLUH MORE TROLLIAN
-- captiousGadgeteer [CG] began pestering alluvionToparch [AT] at 11:40 --
CG: HEY.
AT: uHM, hELLO,
AT: }:)
CG: YOU DIDN'T HEAR FROM NEPETA, DID YOU?
AT: nO, wWHY?
CG: NO REASON. FORGET IT. NOTHING HAPPENED.
AT: tHAT DOESN'T, uHM, sOUND VVERY CONVVINCING,
CG: I'M SERIOUS. IT'S NOTHING. NEPETA'S JUST BESIDE HERSELF IN IMAGINATION AND ALSO HAS A SHITTY ENABLER FRIEND WHO INDULGES ANY ROLE PLAYING SHENANISHITS SHE MAY OR MAY NOT GET UP TO.
AT: uH,
AT: wWHAT?
CG: NOTHING, LIKE I SAID. FUCKING SHIT, IT'S LIKE I'M TYPING NONSENSE AND NOT ACTUAL WORDS THAT MAKE SENSE.
CG: SHUT UP, TAVROS. MOVING ON.
CG: HOW'S THE TRAIN?
AT: i DIDN'T EVVEN SAY ANYTHING,,,
AT: uH,
AT: iT'S REALLY GREAT,
AT: }:)
CG: GOOD.
AT: yOU ARE A VVERY GOOD ENGINEER,
CG: NOT REALLY.
CG: BUT THANKS.
AT: yOU SHOULD PLAY WWITH US SOMETIME,
AT: tO BE HANDY FOR ON SITE REPAIRS,
AT: sOMETIMES AWWFUL THINGS HAPPEN,
AT: wWHY ARE YOU DISCONTENT? }:(
CG: I'M ALWAYS DISCONTENT. SOME FUCKASS COMPLAINED THAT I HAD A SMILEY FACE AND THAT IT LOOKS WRONG SO I FIXED IT.
CG: ANYWAY I'M BUSY, NOT TO MENTION I LIVE NOWHERE NEAR YOU.
AT: oH,,,
AT: wWELL THAT'S OKAY,
AT: i STILL HAVVE sOLLUX, i GUESS,
CG: SORRY.
AT: dON'T BE,
AT: }:)
AT: oH, uHM,
AT: hAVVE YOU SEEN vVRISKA,
CG: UH.
CG: NO I HAVEN'T SEEN HER.
CG: BUT I HAVE TROLLED HER.
CG: YESTERNIGHT.
AT: oH,
AT: i HOPE SHE DOESN'T FIGURE OUT MY HANDLE,
CG: IS SHE HARASSING YOU AGAIN?
AT: uHM, nO,
AT: nOT YET,
CG: GOOD.
AT: bUT IT IS PROBABLY, a THING,,, tHAT WWILL HAPPEN,
CG: I WON'T TELL HER YOUR HANDLE.
AT: tHANK YOU,
CG: I THINK SHE'S BEEN BUSY ANYWAY.
CG: SHE AND NEPETA SEEM TO HAVE GOTTEN ON.
CG: SO TO SPEAK.
AT: uH,
AT: wWHAT DOES THAT MEAN,
CG: IT MEANS THEY'RE BEING IDIOTS TOGETHER, WHAT ELSE WOULD IT MEAN?
AT: i HAVVE NO IDEA,
CG: COMPLETE FUCKTARDS.
CG: BOTH OF THEM.
AT: wWELL i LIKE nEPETA,
AT: sHE'S NICE,
AT: }:)
CG: DON'T TALK TO HER.
AT: oH,,,
CG: OK FINE MAYBE IF YOU WANT.
CG: BUT TALK ABOUT LIKE
CG: TRAINS.
CG: DOES SHE LIKE TRAINS?
AT: i DON'T KNOWW,
CG: WELL FIND OUT.
CG: MAYBE SHE CAN PLAY TRAINS WITH YOU.
AT: sHE SHOULD, eVVERYONE SHOULD LIKE TRAINS,
AT: }:O
AT: mAYBE!
CG: SHE LIKES HANGING OUT WITH VRISKA.
CG: THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT.
AT: hUH,
AT: wWHO WWOULD LIKE THAT,
CG: NO IDEA. SOME POOR IDIOT DEPRIVED OF EXCITEMENT SO SHE HAS TO MAKE UP THIS EXTRAVAGENT BULLSHIT STORY INVOLVING YOU THAT ISN'T TRUE IN THE SLIGHTEST.
CG: THAT "YOU" IS GENERAL BY THE WAY.
CG: NOT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT YOU.
AT: oH OKAY,
CG: YEAH.
AT: bUT i WWOULDN'T MIND BEING IN A STORY,
AT: aN EXCITING STORY ON A TRAIN,
AT: wWITH ROMANCE AND INTRIGUE,
CG: YEAH YOU WOULD LIKE THAT.
AT: iSN'T IT EXCITING THOUGH?
AT: wWOULDN'T YOU WWANT A ROLE IN IT? }:)
CG: IF IT WAS YOUR STORY MAYBE I GUESS.
CG: WHAT ROLE WOULD YOU GIVE ME?
AT: wWHAT ROLE WWOULD YOU LIKE?
AT: mAYBE THE HANDSOME ENGINEER, wWHO IS ALWWAYS ON HAND AND, iS ABLE TO SOLVVE AND DO ANYTHING,
CG: YOU HAVE AN UNREALISTIC EXPECTATION OF ME.
AT: i DON'T THINK SO, }:)
AT: i THINK YOU'RE REALLY GREAT,
AT: aND i NEVVER LISTEN TO WWHATEVVER ANYONE ELSE SAYS,
CG: ...
CG: <3
AT: }:)
AT: <3
CG: YOU'RE STILL AN IDIOT.
-- alluvionToparch [AT] ceased pestering captiousGadgeteer [CG] at 13:31 --
-- garnetiferousAnnalist [GA] began pestering captiousGadgeteer [CG] at 14:08 --
GA: Karkat
CG: WHAT?
GA: Why Are You Attacking Nepeta With Robots
CG: WHY WOULDN'T I BE?
CG: DO I NEED A REASON TO SEND MY HORRIBLE KILLER ROBOTS AFTER SOMEONE NOW?
CG: IS THIS A THING?
GA: Karkat
GA: Really
GA: Please Dont Go About Killing People
CG: WHY THE FUCK NOT?
CG: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?
GA: I Might Have To Use Drastic Measures
CG: OH I'M SO TERRIFIED.
GA: You Better Be
CG: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, SEW MY ROBOTS TOGETHER SO THEY'RE RENDERED IMOBILE?
CG: BECAUSE FYI THAT'S THE STUPID FUCKING IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD AND IT WON'T WORK.
CG: DUMBSHIT.
GA: Sigh
GA: Karkat Really Youre Not Going To Get Anywhere Like This
GA: Think About Your Life And Your Choices
CG: MY LIFE AND MY CHOICES ARE JUST FINE, FUCKASS.
GA: I Dont Think So Karkat
GA: Its Okay
GA: If You Want To Talk About Your Feelings I Can Listen
CG: SPARE ME WHATEVER BULLSHIT LECTURE YOU HAVE IN STORE. I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE ANY GODDAMN CONDESCENSION FROM YOU.
CG: WHAT?
CG: NO.
CG: FUCK YOU KANAYA.
GA: Karkat There Are No Needs For Vulgarities
CG: DO YOU REALIZE WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?
GA: I Do
CG: THEN YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT'S NEVER GOING TO FUCKING HAPPEN YOU USELESS PIECE OF HOOFBEAST SHIT.
GA: Im Sorry
CG: YOU SHOULD BE.
GA: I Just Wanted You To Know That Youre Not Alone I Suppose
GA: I Wont Bother You Anymore
GA: Bye
-- garnetiferousAnnalist [GA] ceased pestering captiousGadgeteer [CG] at 14:19 --
-- courtAdjudication [CA] began pestering captiousGadgeteer [CG] at 14:31 --
CA: kar i know youre there
CG: I'M HERE THIS TIME.
CG: I WASN'T LAST TIME.
CA: you are rackin up so many demerits
CG: DON'T CALL ME KARKLES FUCKASS.
CA: oh
CA: oh yeah
CA: forgot about that
CG: OF FUCKING COURSE.
CA: back on topic
CA: violations kar
CG: ANYWAY NEPETA'S CRAZY I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
CA: like i cant even begin to list em
CA: are you sure
CA: kar did you make robots
CA: did you make diabolical fuckin honkin robots
CA: if you come clean i promise your sentence in the courtblock will be light
CG: YES. YES IT WAS ME. I AM NOT BEING FACETIOUS OR GOING ALONG WITH THIS STUPID FUCKING BULLSHIT TO TROLL EVERYONE.
CG: IDIOT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
CA: are you fuckin sure
CG: YES I'M SURE. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK SHE'S TALKING ABOUT.
CA: well it did sound like a tall story
CA: i mean a robot that actually worked
CG: SHUT UP FUCKASS IT'S ENTIRELY POSSIBLE.
CA: shit kar
CA: made me spit out my coffee
CA: prime fuckin brew there
CG: OH FUCK YOU ERIDAN I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT.
CA: hoofbeastshit
CA: ok look
CA: if you didnt make em then who did
CA: like i know vris might be capable cut she cant fuckin focus unless troll fuckin solid snake is on the premises
CG: WHY WOULD I KNOW? NEPETA JUST STARTED TROLLING ME OUT OF THE BLUE -
CG: HEY.
CG: VRISKA CAN'T DO SHIT.
CA: you never know
CG: SHE'S ALL OVER HER CODING AND GRUB GAMES. SHE COULDN'T HANDLE REAL MECHANICS IF SHE GAVE MORE THAN ZERO SHITS ABOUT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
CA: right then
CA: ok yeah they probably aint yours
CA: then what the fuck are they
CA: kar
CG: WHAT?
CA: you know what this means
CA: this calls for
CG: STOP ASKING ME LIKE I HAVE ANY IDEA.
CG: ...
CA: an investigation
CG: DAMN IT, YOU'RE GOING TO DRAG ME INTO THIS, AREN'T YOU?
CA: come on kar
CA: you and me
CA: fefs the inquisitor here
CG: UGGGGGGGGGH.
CA: were the legwork
CG: FINE.
CG: BUT ONLY BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE THESE ROBOTS.
CG: THAT'S IT.
CA: alright then
CA: tell me when youre ready and were off
CA: well crack this case kar
CA: just you watch
CG: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS WITH YOU, BUT FINE.
CG: HEY.
AT: uHM, hELLO,
AT: }:)
CG: YOU DIDN'T HEAR FROM NEPETA, DID YOU?
AT: nO, wWHY?
CG: NO REASON. FORGET IT. NOTHING HAPPENED.
AT: tHAT DOESN'T, uHM, sOUND VVERY CONVVINCING,
CG: I'M SERIOUS. IT'S NOTHING. NEPETA'S JUST BESIDE HERSELF IN IMAGINATION AND ALSO HAS A SHITTY ENABLER FRIEND WHO INDULGES ANY ROLE PLAYING SHENANISHITS SHE MAY OR MAY NOT GET UP TO.
AT: uH,
AT: wWHAT?
CG: NOTHING, LIKE I SAID. FUCKING SHIT, IT'S LIKE I'M TYPING NONSENSE AND NOT ACTUAL WORDS THAT MAKE SENSE.
CG: SHUT UP, TAVROS. MOVING ON.
CG: HOW'S THE TRAIN?
AT: i DIDN'T EVVEN SAY ANYTHING,,,
AT: uH,
AT: iT'S REALLY GREAT,
AT: }:)
CG: GOOD.
AT: yOU ARE A VVERY GOOD ENGINEER,
CG: NOT REALLY.
CG: BUT THANKS.
AT: yOU SHOULD PLAY WWITH US SOMETIME,
AT: tO BE HANDY FOR ON SITE REPAIRS,
AT: sOMETIMES AWWFUL THINGS HAPPEN,
AT: wWHY ARE YOU DISCONTENT? }:(
CG: I'M ALWAYS DISCONTENT. SOME FUCKASS COMPLAINED THAT I HAD A SMILEY FACE AND THAT IT LOOKS WRONG SO I FIXED IT.
CG: ANYWAY I'M BUSY, NOT TO MENTION I LIVE NOWHERE NEAR YOU.
AT: oH,,,
AT: wWELL THAT'S OKAY,
AT: i STILL HAVVE sOLLUX, i GUESS,
CG: SORRY.
AT: dON'T BE,
AT: }:)
AT: oH, uHM,
AT: hAVVE YOU SEEN vVRISKA,
CG: UH.
CG: NO I HAVEN'T SEEN HER.
CG: BUT I HAVE TROLLED HER.
CG: YESTERNIGHT.
AT: oH,
AT: i HOPE SHE DOESN'T FIGURE OUT MY HANDLE,
CG: IS SHE HARASSING YOU AGAIN?
AT: uHM, nO,
AT: nOT YET,
CG: GOOD.
AT: bUT IT IS PROBABLY, a THING,,, tHAT WWILL HAPPEN,
CG: I WON'T TELL HER YOUR HANDLE.
AT: tHANK YOU,
CG: I THINK SHE'S BEEN BUSY ANYWAY.
CG: SHE AND NEPETA SEEM TO HAVE GOTTEN ON.
CG: SO TO SPEAK.
AT: uH,
AT: wWHAT DOES THAT MEAN,
CG: IT MEANS THEY'RE BEING IDIOTS TOGETHER, WHAT ELSE WOULD IT MEAN?
AT: i HAVVE NO IDEA,
CG: COMPLETE FUCKTARDS.
CG: BOTH OF THEM.
AT: wWELL i LIKE nEPETA,
AT: sHE'S NICE,
AT: }:)
CG: DON'T TALK TO HER.
AT: oH,,,
CG: OK FINE MAYBE IF YOU WANT.
CG: BUT TALK ABOUT LIKE
CG: TRAINS.
CG: DOES SHE LIKE TRAINS?
AT: i DON'T KNOWW,
CG: WELL FIND OUT.
CG: MAYBE SHE CAN PLAY TRAINS WITH YOU.
AT: sHE SHOULD, eVVERYONE SHOULD LIKE TRAINS,
AT: }:O
AT: mAYBE!
CG: SHE LIKES HANGING OUT WITH VRISKA.
CG: THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT.
AT: hUH,
AT: wWHO WWOULD LIKE THAT,
CG: NO IDEA. SOME POOR IDIOT DEPRIVED OF EXCITEMENT SO SHE HAS TO MAKE UP THIS EXTRAVAGENT BULLSHIT STORY INVOLVING YOU THAT ISN'T TRUE IN THE SLIGHTEST.
CG: THAT "YOU" IS GENERAL BY THE WAY.
CG: NOT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT YOU.
AT: oH OKAY,
CG: YEAH.
AT: bUT i WWOULDN'T MIND BEING IN A STORY,
AT: aN EXCITING STORY ON A TRAIN,
AT: wWITH ROMANCE AND INTRIGUE,
CG: YEAH YOU WOULD LIKE THAT.
AT: iSN'T IT EXCITING THOUGH?
AT: wWOULDN'T YOU WWANT A ROLE IN IT? }:)
CG: IF IT WAS YOUR STORY MAYBE I GUESS.
CG: WHAT ROLE WOULD YOU GIVE ME?
AT: wWHAT ROLE WWOULD YOU LIKE?
AT: mAYBE THE HANDSOME ENGINEER, wWHO IS ALWWAYS ON HAND AND, iS ABLE TO SOLVVE AND DO ANYTHING,
CG: YOU HAVE AN UNREALISTIC EXPECTATION OF ME.
AT: i DON'T THINK SO, }:)
AT: i THINK YOU'RE REALLY GREAT,
AT: aND i NEVVER LISTEN TO WWHATEVVER ANYONE ELSE SAYS,
CG: ...
CG: <3
AT: }:)
AT: <3
CG: YOU'RE STILL AN IDIOT.
-- alluvionToparch [AT] ceased pestering captiousGadgeteer [CG] at 13:31 --
-- garnetiferousAnnalist [GA] began pestering captiousGadgeteer [CG] at 14:08 --
GA: Karkat
CG: WHAT?
GA: Why Are You Attacking Nepeta With Robots
CG: WHY WOULDN'T I BE?
CG: DO I NEED A REASON TO SEND MY HORRIBLE KILLER ROBOTS AFTER SOMEONE NOW?
CG: IS THIS A THING?
GA: Karkat
GA: Really
GA: Please Dont Go About Killing People
CG: WHY THE FUCK NOT?
CG: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?
GA: I Might Have To Use Drastic Measures
CG: OH I'M SO TERRIFIED.
GA: You Better Be
CG: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, SEW MY ROBOTS TOGETHER SO THEY'RE RENDERED IMOBILE?
CG: BECAUSE FYI THAT'S THE STUPID FUCKING IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD AND IT WON'T WORK.
CG: DUMBSHIT.
GA: Sigh
GA: Karkat Really Youre Not Going To Get Anywhere Like This
GA: Think About Your Life And Your Choices
CG: MY LIFE AND MY CHOICES ARE JUST FINE, FUCKASS.
GA: I Dont Think So Karkat
GA: Its Okay
GA: If You Want To Talk About Your Feelings I Can Listen
CG: SPARE ME WHATEVER BULLSHIT LECTURE YOU HAVE IN STORE. I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE ANY GODDAMN CONDESCENSION FROM YOU.
CG: WHAT?
CG: NO.
CG: FUCK YOU KANAYA.
GA: Karkat There Are No Needs For Vulgarities
CG: DO YOU REALIZE WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?
GA: I Do
CG: THEN YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT'S NEVER GOING TO FUCKING HAPPEN YOU USELESS PIECE OF HOOFBEAST SHIT.
GA: Im Sorry
CG: YOU SHOULD BE.
GA: I Just Wanted You To Know That Youre Not Alone I Suppose
GA: I Wont Bother You Anymore
GA: Bye
-- garnetiferousAnnalist [GA] ceased pestering captiousGadgeteer [CG] at 14:19 --
-- courtAdjudication [CA] began pestering captiousGadgeteer [CG] at 14:31 --
CA: kar i know youre there
CG: I'M HERE THIS TIME.
CG: I WASN'T LAST TIME.
CA: you are rackin up so many demerits
CG: DON'T CALL ME KARKLES FUCKASS.
CA: oh
CA: oh yeah
CA: forgot about that
CG: OF FUCKING COURSE.
CA: back on topic
CA: violations kar
CG: ANYWAY NEPETA'S CRAZY I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
CA: like i cant even begin to list em
CA: are you sure
CA: kar did you make robots
CA: did you make diabolical fuckin honkin robots
CA: if you come clean i promise your sentence in the courtblock will be light
CG: YES. YES IT WAS ME. I AM NOT BEING FACETIOUS OR GOING ALONG WITH THIS STUPID FUCKING BULLSHIT TO TROLL EVERYONE.
CG: IDIOT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
CA: are you fuckin sure
CG: YES I'M SURE. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK SHE'S TALKING ABOUT.
CA: well it did sound like a tall story
CA: i mean a robot that actually worked
CG: SHUT UP FUCKASS IT'S ENTIRELY POSSIBLE.
CA: shit kar
CA: made me spit out my coffee
CA: prime fuckin brew there
CG: OH FUCK YOU ERIDAN I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT.
CA: hoofbeastshit
CA: ok look
CA: if you didnt make em then who did
CA: like i know vris might be capable cut she cant fuckin focus unless troll fuckin solid snake is on the premises
CG: WHY WOULD I KNOW? NEPETA JUST STARTED TROLLING ME OUT OF THE BLUE -
CG: HEY.
CG: VRISKA CAN'T DO SHIT.
CA: you never know
CG: SHE'S ALL OVER HER CODING AND GRUB GAMES. SHE COULDN'T HANDLE REAL MECHANICS IF SHE GAVE MORE THAN ZERO SHITS ABOUT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
CA: right then
CA: ok yeah they probably aint yours
CA: then what the fuck are they
CA: kar
CG: WHAT?
CA: you know what this means
CA: this calls for
CG: STOP ASKING ME LIKE I HAVE ANY IDEA.
CG: ...
CA: an investigation
CG: DAMN IT, YOU'RE GOING TO DRAG ME INTO THIS, AREN'T YOU?
CA: come on kar
CA: you and me
CA: fefs the inquisitor here
CG: UGGGGGGGGGH.
CA: were the legwork
CG: FINE.
CG: BUT ONLY BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE THESE ROBOTS.
CG: THAT'S IT.
CA: alright then
CA: tell me when youre ready and were off
CA: well crack this case kar
CA: just you watch
CG: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS WITH YOU, BUT FINE.