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-- captiousGadgeteer [CG] began pestering flavoredLubricant [FL] at 18:41 --
CG: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HONKING ROBOTS?
FL: D --> Unless they're replicas of Gamzee, nothing
CG: WAIT. YOU'VE MADE REPLICAS OF GAMZEE?
FL: D --> No
CG: OH.
FL: D --> Not recently, anyway
CG: I HATE YOU.
FL: D --> I know
FL: D --> Do you want one
CG: THAT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.
CG: BUT YES.
CG: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HONKING ROBOTS THAT ATTACK POOR LITTLE KITTY TROLLS AND ANNOYING AS SHIT TROLL HALO TROLLS.
CG: SO THEY'RE NOT YOURS?
FL: D --> I know nothing about Troll Halo Trolls, but my moirail is a Kitty Troll
FL: D --> I'd not attack her
CG: NO ONE FROM YOUR UNIVERSE.
CG: FROM MINE.
FL: D --> Yes, I'm aware of that
FL: D --> But Nepeta is still Nepeta
FL: D --> They're not mine, I'd never harm a whisker on her sweet little face
CG: OK SO THEY'RE NOT YOURS GOT IT.
CG: ANYBODY ELSE AROUND HERE BUILD ROBOTS?
FL: D --> There are other mes, but again, I highly doubt they'd attack Nepeta
FL: D --> So most likely, no
FL: D --> What do these "honking robots" 100k like
CG: NO IDEA.
CG: BUT WHATEVER THEY ARE THEY'VE FAILED TO DESTROY ANYTHING ACCORDING TO TROLL HALO TROLL.
CG: AND NEPETA'S WEAKNESS IS HONKING, APPARENTLY.
CG: SHE SAID THEY WERE SHITTY TOO BUT ERIDAN THINKS THEY'RE SOME SORT OF COMPETENT BECAUSE HE SAYS THEY CAN'T BE MINE VIA COMMON FUCKING SENSE.
CG: WHICH IS UNFORTUNATELY TRUE.
CG: BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE I SAID THAT.
FL: FL: D --> You say that as if I didn't know that already
FL: D --> Anyway, a% her what they 100k like, then report back to me
CG: SHE SAID THEY WERE ALL SHAPES AND SIZES LIKE A USELESS FUCKASS.
CG: BUT SHE'S ELABORATING.
CG: THEY ALL HAD WHEELS, THEY ALL HONKED, AND THEY ALL WENT "SUPER FAST".
FL: D --> Oh
FL: D --> Human four-wheeled transportation devices
CG: WHAT? HUMAN BULLSHIT?
CG: FUCKING GREAT, MY WORK IS NOW MADE BY PINK MONKEYS.
FL: D --> It has nothing to do with you, Karkat
FL: D --> And they only honk if she gets in front of them
CG: IT DOES NOW.
FL: D --> Tell her to stay out of the road, and she won't have to deal with them
FL: D --> You're ridic001us
CG: SHE WAS THE ONE WHO ASSUMED THEY WERE MY DOING, OK?
FL: D --> Well, then tell her it was a mistake and they're not yours, they're human contraptions
CG: FUCK HUMANS.
FL: D --> Then scold her for believing you were capable of mechanical success
CG: ONE DAY I'M GOING TO ACHIEVE THINGS YOU NEVER EVEN DARED DREAM ABOUT YOU UNGRATEFUL NOOKSTAIN. I'M GOING TO CRAFT THE MOST ELITE AND SUPERLATIVE FUCKING MACHINES AND THEY'RE GOING TO GRIND YOU AND YOUR SHITTY ASS ROBOTS INTO THE DUST.
CG: IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THE STUDENT EXCEEDS THE MENTOR FUCKASS.
FL: D --> Fucking machines, hmmmmm
FL: /me smirks
CG: FUCK YOU EQUIUS.
FL: D --> I know you'd like to, Karkat
-- flavoredLubricant [FL] ceased pestering captiousGadgeteer [CG] at 21:43 --
-- captiousGadgeteer [CG] began pestering acaudateCatamount [AC] at 19:01 --
CG: HEY IDIOT.
AC: :?? > yes??
AC: >:(( > i hope you are not planning to send robots after me
CG: I AM.
AC: DD: > nooooo
AC: DD: > vriskas hive is robotproof!!
CG: YOUR COOPERATION IS NEEDED, THOUGH, I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TYPE WAS SENT LAST TIME.
CG: WHAT DID THEY LOOK LIKE?
AC: :?? > oh...
AC: :?? > uhm...
AC: :<< > they are all sorts of shapes and sizes!
AC: :<< > like, one was super huge and white except it was red at the front and it had like a gazillion wh33ls
CG: YOUR ANSWERS DECIDE WHAT SORT OF DEATH YOU'RE GOING TO RECEIVE JUST SO YOU KNOW.
AC: :?? > and there was a tinier one but it was way faster and it was red
CG: SO THINK CAREFULLY AND TRY TO REMEMBER ALL OF IT.
AC: DD: > .... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AC: DD: > what
AC: DD: > what
AC: DD: > noooooooo
AC: DD: > uhm
CG: OH SHUT UP IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
AC: DD: > uhm
AC: DD: > but it is my death karkat that is a very big deal to me!!
AC: DD: > uhmmmm
AC: DD: > there was also this yellow one with this white thing at the top it looked like a bumbleb33
AC: DD: > but they were like all sorts of shapes and sizes!!
AC: DD: > they all had wh33ls though
AC: DD: > and they were super fast
AC: DD: > and they all honked
CG: CLEARLY THIS MEANS I NEED TO SEND IN A SPECIALIZED UNIT.
CG: ONES WITH EXTRA HONKING AND EXTRA WHEELS.
AC: :(( > nooooo!!!!!
CG: MORE DEATH AND FIRE AND DESTRUCTION.
AC: :(( > i am telling on you
CG: TO WHO?
AC: :?? > uhm...
AC: :<< > everyone!
CG: AS LONG AS YOU DON'T TELL TAVROS WE'RE OK.
AC: :// > i am telling tavros on you
CG: NO FUCK YOU.
CG: ACTUALLY I TAKE THAT BACK, TELL TAVROS EVERYTHING.
CG: IT WON'T MAKE ANY GODDAMN DIFFERENCE.
AC: >:(( > yes it will
CG: NO IT WON'T BECAUSE HE WON'T GIVE A SHIT AND THINK YOU MADE UP THE WHOLE THING.
AC: >:(( > nuh uh!!!
AC: :(( > vriska has s33n them!!
AC: :(( > she can back me up!
CG: DON'T YOU DARE TELL VRISKA TAVROS'S TROLLTAG I WILL MAKE SURE MY ROBOTS RENDER YOU SUNDERED IN FUCKING HALF, SHITTY CAT HORNS RIPPED STRAIGHT FROM YOUR THINKPAN AND YOUR TAILLESS ASS ACROSS THE CITY RIPPED TO PIECES AND SCATTERED THROUGHOUT.
AC: X(( > i am going to scr33nshot this and send it to him!!
CG: DON'T FUCKING DO THAT.
AC: X(( > i am doing it!!!
AC: X(( > you cant stop me!!!
CG: GO TO HIM SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT BUT DON'T LET VRISKA TALK TO HIM.
CG: FUCKING SHIT NEPETA I'M NOT KIDDING.
AC: :(( > then dont send robots after meeeeeeeeeeeee
CG: IF I CALL OFF THE ROBOTS I JUST SENT TO YOUR HIVE WILL YOU NOT TELL VRISKA?
CG: THEY'RE NOT THERE YET I CAN STILL HOLD THEM OFF.
AC: 33: > i will not tell if you do not send them here!
CG: OK DEAL.
AC: :DD < phew...
AC: :?? > why do you not want her to know?
CG: BECAUSE SHE HARASSES HIM DUMBSHIT.
AC: DD: > oh!!
AC: DD: > oh...
AC: DD: > oh nooooo
CG: AND HE ASKED ME TO KEEP IT FROM HER.
AC: :(( > ohhh
AC: :(( > ok
AC: :(( > i will k33p it a secret then!!
AC: :(( > definitely!!
CG: GOOD.
AC: :33 > you are a really good matesprit to him though
AC: :33 > h33h33
CG: FUCK YOU I AM NOT.
AC: :OO > yes you are!!
CG: NO I'M NOT.
AC: :33 > yeeees
CG: FUCK YOU NEPETA THERE ARE STILL ROBOTS OUTSIDE VRISKA'S HIVE I CAN SEND IN TO GET YOU.
AC: :33 > why else would you go through all the hassle of even not sending your robots to me if i do not give vriska tavross sn!
AC: :(( > nooo
AC: :(( > we made a deaaal
CG: FINE WHATEVER MAYBE I'LL KEEP MY END OF THE BARGAIN.
CG: JUST DON'T TELL VRISKA ANYTHING.
AC: :33 > okaaaaaaaaaaay
AC: :33 > h33h33
CG: BLUH.
-- catacombConspirator [CC] began pestering captiousGadgeteer [CG] at 19:19 --
CG: ARE YOU GOING TO TYPE SOMETHING OR DID YOU JUST WANT TO STARE AT THE EMPTY BOX?
CC: I GOT DISTRACTED!!!
CC: Now I )(ave to start over!
CC: A)(EM.
CC: KAAAAARKAAAAAAAAAT!!!!
CC: )(EY!!!
CG: HI FEFERI.
CG: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
CC: I was going to be suc)( a sweet, kind, CARING friend and wait for Eridan to stop tending to )(is crotc)( like )(e basically does all of t)(e time anyway, but I decided t)(at I just COULDN'T!!
CC: W)(y wait for t)(at goofball w)(en t)(ere's so muc)( EXCITEMENT sailing into our )(arbor today, )(mm??
CG: RIGHT YOU HEARD.
CG: GREAT NEWS I'M A PSYCHO WITH A ROBOT ARMY.
CC: No you're not!!!
CC: Anyt)(ing you make would probably tip over in a stiff breeze anyway.
CC: )(A )(A )(A )(A )(A!!
CG: FUCK YOU PEIXES ONE DAY I'M GOING TO MAKE SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PRIME AND YOU'LL EAT YOUR COMPLETELY NOT TRUE BULLSHIT WORDS.
CC: I don't t)(ink it would be completely fair to divulge t)(e future to you, Karkat!
CC: I don't want to ruin t)(e SURPRISE!!!
CG: YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME ANYTHING. I ALREADY KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.
CC: Be careful to rustproof everyt)(ing, doofus!!!
CC: )(e )(e )(e )(e )(e )(e!!!
CC: Okay anyway!
CC: T)(e IMPORTANT issue )(ere is t)(at your proud, das)(ing )(alf of t)(e leader team is )(ere for you.
CC: Really, I am!
CG: HERE FOR ME.
CC: I know )(ow to motivate you, don't I? 38)
CC: T)(ree minutes into t)(e conversation and you're already swearing your primest work! FOR ME!!
CC: W)(at is t)(at, ot)(er t)(an excellent leaders)(ip???
CG: MY ENTIRELY PLATONIC LOATHING FOR YOU EXCEEDS BEYOND MERE WORDS.
CG: BESIDES YOU'RE A SHIT LEADER.
CG: I COULD DO A MUCH BETTER JOB.
CC: O)()()(, Karkat, don't be silly!
CC: We need leaders we can actually look UP to! 38)
CG: OH MY GOD PIEXES I'M GOING TO STAB YOUR FUCKING EYES OUT I SWEAR.
CC: Not if you can't reac)( t)(em!!!
CC: )(A )(A )(A )(A )(A!
CC: )(ee )(ee, I keep getting distracted! SO DISTRACTED. I actually contacted you for a reason!
CC: You )(aven't found anyt)(ing out about our little problem, )(ave you?
CC: Nepeta calmed down a lot after I told )(er I'd take care of it!
CG: AND WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU ANYTHING?
CG: EVEN IF I DO KNOW ANYTHING WHICH I DON'T, I'LL TELL ERIDAN NOT YOU.
CC: Because t)(ere's always more t)(an one way of finding t)(ings out, silly! 38)
CG: THEY'RE HUMAN FOUR-WHEELED TRANSPORTATION DEVICES.
CG: BUILT BY FUCKING HUMANS FOR HUMAN USE.
CC: See!
CC: Was T)(AT so )(ard??
CG: I HATE YOU.
CC: You were almost civil about it!! Karkat, I am t)(e PROUDEST leader rig)(t now!
CG: KEEP YOUR DISGUSTING EXCUSE FOR PRIDE TO YOURSELF.
CC: Well, I'm sure it will bring a s)(iny, sparkling smile to your droopy face to know I am just a little disappointed.
CC: I don't t)(ink transportation devices are sentient! Not t)(e )(uman ones, anyway.
CG: PROBABLY NOT.
CC: )(onking isn't NEARLY as entertaining as begging. 38(
CC: SIIIIIIIIG)(!
CC: O)( well! I'm sure t)(ere's SOME way to turn t)(is into a good t)(ing anyway!
CC: Maybe you'll even get some scrap parts out of t)(e deal! 38)
CG: WHY DON'T YOU FUCK WITH NEPETA IF YOU CARE THAT GODDAMN MUCH? SHE'S GULLIBLE AND STILL BELIEVES THE ROBOTS ARE MY DOING.
CG: HEY.
CG: ACTUALLY YOU'RE RIGHT BUT FUCK IF I'M HAPPY ABOUT THAT.
CC: Keep it up, Karkat!!
CC: One day I'll get your face muscles strong enoug)( to lift up t)(ose )(eavy, )(eavy sides of your mout)(!!
CC: Until t)(en, I )(ave work to do!
CC: KARKAT BYEEEEEEEE!!!
-- catacombConspirator [CC] ceased pestering captiousGadgeteer [CG] at 19:50 --
CG: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HONKING ROBOTS?
FL: D --> Unless they're replicas of Gamzee, nothing
CG: WAIT. YOU'VE MADE REPLICAS OF GAMZEE?
FL: D --> No
CG: OH.
FL: D --> Not recently, anyway
CG: I HATE YOU.
FL: D --> I know
FL: D --> Do you want one
CG: THAT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.
CG: BUT YES.
CG: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HONKING ROBOTS THAT ATTACK POOR LITTLE KITTY TROLLS AND ANNOYING AS SHIT TROLL HALO TROLLS.
CG: SO THEY'RE NOT YOURS?
FL: D --> I know nothing about Troll Halo Trolls, but my moirail is a Kitty Troll
FL: D --> I'd not attack her
CG: NO ONE FROM YOUR UNIVERSE.
CG: FROM MINE.
FL: D --> Yes, I'm aware of that
FL: D --> But Nepeta is still Nepeta
FL: D --> They're not mine, I'd never harm a whisker on her sweet little face
CG: OK SO THEY'RE NOT YOURS GOT IT.
CG: ANYBODY ELSE AROUND HERE BUILD ROBOTS?
FL: D --> There are other mes, but again, I highly doubt they'd attack Nepeta
FL: D --> So most likely, no
FL: D --> What do these "honking robots" 100k like
CG: NO IDEA.
CG: BUT WHATEVER THEY ARE THEY'VE FAILED TO DESTROY ANYTHING ACCORDING TO TROLL HALO TROLL.
CG: AND NEPETA'S WEAKNESS IS HONKING, APPARENTLY.
CG: SHE SAID THEY WERE SHITTY TOO BUT ERIDAN THINKS THEY'RE SOME SORT OF COMPETENT BECAUSE HE SAYS THEY CAN'T BE MINE VIA COMMON FUCKING SENSE.
CG: WHICH IS UNFORTUNATELY TRUE.
CG: BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE I SAID THAT.
FL: FL: D --> You say that as if I didn't know that already
FL: D --> Anyway, a% her what they 100k like, then report back to me
CG: SHE SAID THEY WERE ALL SHAPES AND SIZES LIKE A USELESS FUCKASS.
CG: BUT SHE'S ELABORATING.
CG: THEY ALL HAD WHEELS, THEY ALL HONKED, AND THEY ALL WENT "SUPER FAST".
FL: D --> Oh
FL: D --> Human four-wheeled transportation devices
CG: WHAT? HUMAN BULLSHIT?
CG: FUCKING GREAT, MY WORK IS NOW MADE BY PINK MONKEYS.
FL: D --> It has nothing to do with you, Karkat
FL: D --> And they only honk if she gets in front of them
CG: IT DOES NOW.
FL: D --> Tell her to stay out of the road, and she won't have to deal with them
FL: D --> You're ridic001us
CG: SHE WAS THE ONE WHO ASSUMED THEY WERE MY DOING, OK?
FL: D --> Well, then tell her it was a mistake and they're not yours, they're human contraptions
CG: FUCK HUMANS.
FL: D --> Then scold her for believing you were capable of mechanical success
CG: ONE DAY I'M GOING TO ACHIEVE THINGS YOU NEVER EVEN DARED DREAM ABOUT YOU UNGRATEFUL NOOKSTAIN. I'M GOING TO CRAFT THE MOST ELITE AND SUPERLATIVE FUCKING MACHINES AND THEY'RE GOING TO GRIND YOU AND YOUR SHITTY ASS ROBOTS INTO THE DUST.
CG: IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THE STUDENT EXCEEDS THE MENTOR FUCKASS.
FL: D --> Fucking machines, hmmmmm
FL: /me smirks
CG: FUCK YOU EQUIUS.
FL: D --> I know you'd like to, Karkat
-- flavoredLubricant [FL] ceased pestering captiousGadgeteer [CG] at 21:43 --
-- captiousGadgeteer [CG] began pestering acaudateCatamount [AC] at 19:01 --
CG: HEY IDIOT.
AC: :?? > yes??
AC: >:(( > i hope you are not planning to send robots after me
CG: I AM.
AC: DD: > nooooo
AC: DD: > vriskas hive is robotproof!!
CG: YOUR COOPERATION IS NEEDED, THOUGH, I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TYPE WAS SENT LAST TIME.
CG: WHAT DID THEY LOOK LIKE?
AC: :?? > oh...
AC: :?? > uhm...
AC: :<< > they are all sorts of shapes and sizes!
AC: :<< > like, one was super huge and white except it was red at the front and it had like a gazillion wh33ls
CG: YOUR ANSWERS DECIDE WHAT SORT OF DEATH YOU'RE GOING TO RECEIVE JUST SO YOU KNOW.
AC: :?? > and there was a tinier one but it was way faster and it was red
CG: SO THINK CAREFULLY AND TRY TO REMEMBER ALL OF IT.
AC: DD: > .... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AC: DD: > what
AC: DD: > what
AC: DD: > noooooooo
AC: DD: > uhm
CG: OH SHUT UP IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
AC: DD: > uhm
AC: DD: > but it is my death karkat that is a very big deal to me!!
AC: DD: > uhmmmm
AC: DD: > there was also this yellow one with this white thing at the top it looked like a bumbleb33
AC: DD: > but they were like all sorts of shapes and sizes!!
AC: DD: > they all had wh33ls though
AC: DD: > and they were super fast
AC: DD: > and they all honked
CG: CLEARLY THIS MEANS I NEED TO SEND IN A SPECIALIZED UNIT.
CG: ONES WITH EXTRA HONKING AND EXTRA WHEELS.
AC: :(( > nooooo!!!!!
CG: MORE DEATH AND FIRE AND DESTRUCTION.
AC: :(( > i am telling on you
CG: TO WHO?
AC: :?? > uhm...
AC: :<< > everyone!
CG: AS LONG AS YOU DON'T TELL TAVROS WE'RE OK.
AC: :// > i am telling tavros on you
CG: NO FUCK YOU.
CG: ACTUALLY I TAKE THAT BACK, TELL TAVROS EVERYTHING.
CG: IT WON'T MAKE ANY GODDAMN DIFFERENCE.
AC: >:(( > yes it will
CG: NO IT WON'T BECAUSE HE WON'T GIVE A SHIT AND THINK YOU MADE UP THE WHOLE THING.
AC: >:(( > nuh uh!!!
AC: :(( > vriska has s33n them!!
AC: :(( > she can back me up!
CG: DON'T YOU DARE TELL VRISKA TAVROS'S TROLLTAG I WILL MAKE SURE MY ROBOTS RENDER YOU SUNDERED IN FUCKING HALF, SHITTY CAT HORNS RIPPED STRAIGHT FROM YOUR THINKPAN AND YOUR TAILLESS ASS ACROSS THE CITY RIPPED TO PIECES AND SCATTERED THROUGHOUT.
AC: X(( > i am going to scr33nshot this and send it to him!!
CG: DON'T FUCKING DO THAT.
AC: X(( > i am doing it!!!
AC: X(( > you cant stop me!!!
CG: GO TO HIM SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT BUT DON'T LET VRISKA TALK TO HIM.
CG: FUCKING SHIT NEPETA I'M NOT KIDDING.
AC: :(( > then dont send robots after meeeeeeeeeeeee
CG: IF I CALL OFF THE ROBOTS I JUST SENT TO YOUR HIVE WILL YOU NOT TELL VRISKA?
CG: THEY'RE NOT THERE YET I CAN STILL HOLD THEM OFF.
AC: 33: > i will not tell if you do not send them here!
CG: OK DEAL.
AC: :DD < phew...
AC: :?? > why do you not want her to know?
CG: BECAUSE SHE HARASSES HIM DUMBSHIT.
AC: DD: > oh!!
AC: DD: > oh...
AC: DD: > oh nooooo
CG: AND HE ASKED ME TO KEEP IT FROM HER.
AC: :(( > ohhh
AC: :(( > ok
AC: :(( > i will k33p it a secret then!!
AC: :(( > definitely!!
CG: GOOD.
AC: :33 > you are a really good matesprit to him though
AC: :33 > h33h33
CG: FUCK YOU I AM NOT.
AC: :OO > yes you are!!
CG: NO I'M NOT.
AC: :33 > yeeees
CG: FUCK YOU NEPETA THERE ARE STILL ROBOTS OUTSIDE VRISKA'S HIVE I CAN SEND IN TO GET YOU.
AC: :33 > why else would you go through all the hassle of even not sending your robots to me if i do not give vriska tavross sn!
AC: :(( > nooo
AC: :(( > we made a deaaal
CG: FINE WHATEVER MAYBE I'LL KEEP MY END OF THE BARGAIN.
CG: JUST DON'T TELL VRISKA ANYTHING.
AC: :33 > okaaaaaaaaaaay
AC: :33 > h33h33
CG: BLUH.
-- catacombConspirator [CC] began pestering captiousGadgeteer [CG] at 19:19 --
CG: ARE YOU GOING TO TYPE SOMETHING OR DID YOU JUST WANT TO STARE AT THE EMPTY BOX?
CC: I GOT DISTRACTED!!!
CC: Now I )(ave to start over!
CC: A)(EM.
CC: KAAAAARKAAAAAAAAAT!!!!
CC: )(EY!!!
CG: HI FEFERI.
CG: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
CC: I was going to be suc)( a sweet, kind, CARING friend and wait for Eridan to stop tending to )(is crotc)( like )(e basically does all of t)(e time anyway, but I decided t)(at I just COULDN'T!!
CC: W)(y wait for t)(at goofball w)(en t)(ere's so muc)( EXCITEMENT sailing into our )(arbor today, )(mm??
CG: RIGHT YOU HEARD.
CG: GREAT NEWS I'M A PSYCHO WITH A ROBOT ARMY.
CC: No you're not!!!
CC: Anyt)(ing you make would probably tip over in a stiff breeze anyway.
CC: )(A )(A )(A )(A )(A!!
CG: FUCK YOU PEIXES ONE DAY I'M GOING TO MAKE SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PRIME AND YOU'LL EAT YOUR COMPLETELY NOT TRUE BULLSHIT WORDS.
CC: I don't t)(ink it would be completely fair to divulge t)(e future to you, Karkat!
CC: I don't want to ruin t)(e SURPRISE!!!
CG: YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME ANYTHING. I ALREADY KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.
CC: Be careful to rustproof everyt)(ing, doofus!!!
CC: )(e )(e )(e )(e )(e )(e!!!
CC: Okay anyway!
CC: T)(e IMPORTANT issue )(ere is t)(at your proud, das)(ing )(alf of t)(e leader team is )(ere for you.
CC: Really, I am!
CG: HERE FOR ME.
CC: I know )(ow to motivate you, don't I? 38)
CC: T)(ree minutes into t)(e conversation and you're already swearing your primest work! FOR ME!!
CC: W)(at is t)(at, ot)(er t)(an excellent leaders)(ip???
CG: MY ENTIRELY PLATONIC LOATHING FOR YOU EXCEEDS BEYOND MERE WORDS.
CG: BESIDES YOU'RE A SHIT LEADER.
CG: I COULD DO A MUCH BETTER JOB.
CC: O)()()(, Karkat, don't be silly!
CC: We need leaders we can actually look UP to! 38)
CG: OH MY GOD PIEXES I'M GOING TO STAB YOUR FUCKING EYES OUT I SWEAR.
CC: Not if you can't reac)( t)(em!!!
CC: )(A )(A )(A )(A )(A!
CC: )(ee )(ee, I keep getting distracted! SO DISTRACTED. I actually contacted you for a reason!
CC: You )(aven't found anyt)(ing out about our little problem, )(ave you?
CC: Nepeta calmed down a lot after I told )(er I'd take care of it!
CG: AND WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU ANYTHING?
CG: EVEN IF I DO KNOW ANYTHING WHICH I DON'T, I'LL TELL ERIDAN NOT YOU.
CC: Because t)(ere's always more t)(an one way of finding t)(ings out, silly! 38)
CG: THEY'RE HUMAN FOUR-WHEELED TRANSPORTATION DEVICES.
CG: BUILT BY FUCKING HUMANS FOR HUMAN USE.
CC: See!
CC: Was T)(AT so )(ard??
CG: I HATE YOU.
CC: You were almost civil about it!! Karkat, I am t)(e PROUDEST leader rig)(t now!
CG: KEEP YOUR DISGUSTING EXCUSE FOR PRIDE TO YOURSELF.
CC: Well, I'm sure it will bring a s)(iny, sparkling smile to your droopy face to know I am just a little disappointed.
CC: I don't t)(ink transportation devices are sentient! Not t)(e )(uman ones, anyway.
CG: PROBABLY NOT.
CC: )(onking isn't NEARLY as entertaining as begging. 38(
CC: SIIIIIIIIG)(!
CC: O)( well! I'm sure t)(ere's SOME way to turn t)(is into a good t)(ing anyway!
CC: Maybe you'll even get some scrap parts out of t)(e deal! 38)
CG: WHY DON'T YOU FUCK WITH NEPETA IF YOU CARE THAT GODDAMN MUCH? SHE'S GULLIBLE AND STILL BELIEVES THE ROBOTS ARE MY DOING.
CG: HEY.
CG: ACTUALLY YOU'RE RIGHT BUT FUCK IF I'M HAPPY ABOUT THAT.
CC: Keep it up, Karkat!!
CC: One day I'll get your face muscles strong enoug)( to lift up t)(ose )(eavy, )(eavy sides of your mout)(!!
CC: Until t)(en, I )(ave work to do!
CC: KARKAT BYEEEEEEEE!!!
-- catacombConspirator [CC] ceased pestering captiousGadgeteer [CG] at 19:50 --