fuckingmonkey

14th down

fuckingmonkey Jul 05, 2008 23:23

HAS ANYONE SEEN TWO FISH? THEY ARE SLIPPERY AND SCALEY AND LIKE TO FLOP AROUND.

They appeared in the apartment earlier so Sena and I tried to catch them BUT JEEZ FISH ARE SLIPPERY THOSE THINGS WERE IMPOSSIBLE TO CATCH MAX.

TH-THEY MAY HAVE DESTROYED THE APARTMENT A LITTLE.

team idiot, curse, fiiiish

13th down

fuckingmonkey Jun 22, 2008 23:32

Ok so ( Read more... )

cooking monkey, plaguuueeee

12th down

fuckingmonkey Jun 15, 2008 22:21

MUKYAA I CAN NEVER REMEMBER THIS SCHOOL

I'M LOST MAX. AGAIN.

I-I'm gonna be late again..

affected, in ur skool, lost monkey is lost, curse

11th down

fuckingmonkey Jun 14, 2008 23:42

I-I'm so sorry about before. With the uh.. ego thing.

Apologies max.

But what th'heck is this "Gryffindor"?

10th down

fuckingmonkey Jun 12, 2008 10:32

Y'know, forget all my senpai's. Who needs 'em anymore.

I

am

Awesome

MAX.

Noone can beat me with my mad recieving skillz, why should I bother having superiors anyway?
Heck, I should be a senpai.

From now on, you can call me Monta-senpai.

affected, curse, big ego is big

9th down [voice]

fuckingmonkey Jun 09, 2008 15:34

I SWEAR, WHOEVER MADE THAT CAHICKE

[blech and bubbly noises]

IS UNCOOL MAX.

MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOP HIC HIC

AUUUGH THEY TASTE GROSS I HATE GRAPE.

Uwaaah, I thought Mamori-san made it special..

[ooc; O, U HITACHIIN TWINS.]

gtfo, bubblemonkey, cupcake is a trap, full of twin haet

8th down [video]

fuckingmonkey Jun 02, 2008 23:36

This thing workin'? [he waves his hand in front of the laptop lens and gives a thumbs-up. It's outside, and the camera is facing a brick wall.] Alright, awesome.

Check this out-- Y'all loosing your left shoes? So are we. Tragic max, etc etc.

BUT!

[the laptop is turned towards Monta, Sena and a box for dramatic effect] We have an idea! TRAP MAX ( Read more... )

trappy trap is trappy, secret agent men, left shoe get

7th down

fuckingmonkey Jun 02, 2008 15:14

HUH. My left shoes are missing.

Thankfully, I know how to operate BARE FOOT.

ADAPTABILITY MAX.

But what is causing this, I wonder? I THINK AN INVESTIGATION IS IN ORDER.

secret agent men, left shoe get

6th down [voice]

fuckingmonkey May 31, 2008 15:37

[panting, biting back groans-- others obviously have it much worse, and a man wouldn't show this weakness]

I'm.. getting tired of these stupid curses..

But so many people dieing.. what the hell kind of place is this.

[ooc; just basic football game wear and tear piled up, and he gets his face in planted into the ground a bit more than normal. ( Read more... )

5th down

fuckingmonkey May 30, 2008 20:05

Man, those benches.

Perfect for

HARDY TRAINING MAA- AAAOW. X! My back is now made of STEEL.

AHHH MY BACK. THAAAAT DOESN'T HURT. AHA.

[ooc: strikes are spoken words, untyped 8Db]

is there a doctor in the city, or bananas, need chiropractor plz, or both