"you must die, I alone am best!" Ah, what a classic quote. These last few days have been wierd as hell, if hell was filled with sparkly mongeese in leather s and m costumes riding unicycles. I've been to the fair 3 times more than id ever admit, and each time I question why I dont belong to a more stable country, like Iraq. ITs one giant orgy of ( Read more... )

Ever have one of those days where you just hope to hell that something big and sharp will get lodged into your frontal lobe? First of all, I had to deal with the tard bus (not just because im retarded, its the only bus that goes by my living quarters). Normally, this doesnt bother me that bad, but today, a large retarded stinking of vomit and grape ( Read more... )