Theres nothing better than living in the same house as a dead man (ghost).. he is so much fun

its scrumdidilyumptious.. when i grow up i wanna be like milly wanka.. but i need a partner to help me start a chocolate factory!!

i really miss my neighbor the she-man

i was hanging out the other night and i knocked out sonny liston... faster than muhamed ali

why not? this is a better name

43 days...

today i realized some stuff. first of all i realized that it is not the year 2004 but the year 2079 and the world is gonna end in 2 years. then i realized that i am not normal and i am a very weird person. then i realized that if snoopdog is a dog then why isnt he covered with hair. and on a serious note i realized that tonight is the final episode ( Read more... )

if i were a dog i would be a french poodle. if i were a bird i would be zazoo fro lion king. if i were a cat i would hang myself. if i were another human i would be seth from the o.c.

drinking is bad for you. but dont let that stop you

i wish i had the breasts of britney spears and the ass of jon edwards

today i woke up with Dibba's hand in my pants and his foot in my face. I alomost threw up! OMG! OK so i was sitting online minding my own beezwax and this little hunk that go's by the name of skylar im's my and says im coming over! so i say ok. About 30 minutes to a half an hr. skylar gets here and we watch the laker game!! They won so we were ( Read more... )

today i woke up at about 12 and started watching armagedon at about 8 then i got to school at like 745. when i got to school i did some shrooms in the bathroom and i got caught by janet jackson but she said she wouldnt tell if i had sex with sr. de la tore, so i did and i dont want to sound gay or anything but i liked it. ( we are meeting in the ( Read more... )

why do care wht the fuck i did. but if you really want to know i woke up at 10 and got to school at 7. it was way fun and i am an idiot with no brain