SCHEDUUUUUUUUUULED MAAAAAAAINTENAAAAAANCE!!!

[fuckmikey]

Update #1 It's now been 3 hours since that monkey locked me in here. I'm sure the guard knows what he's up to, but he's too busy with doughnuts and that damn blonde from the second floor to notice

Comments

[spiral5]

My dude, for serious, you need a new line of work.

[fuckmikey]

Don't Judge. Ursula and I are happy together. If it weren't for my job, I wouldn't have my job! hahahHAHAHAHAHAHhahahah....he..h...

[spiral5]

I was criticizing your earlier plans to leave Ursula behind, ya fuckwit. How could you give up such a lovely and refined lady for such trifles as the freedom to do whatever task you're given next by the bosstypes?