How to make a dick
Ingredients:

5 parts pride

3 parts humour

3 parts energy
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of lovability and enjoy!

Personality cocktail
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Well it’s about four in the morning when I’m writing this but I won’t put it on until now when I put it on…well I read from about I don’t know whenever like 5 or 6 this afternoon and I read from then until like five minutes ago which is a long time…and yeah I finished crime and punishment so there’s three books off my list and I’m thinking of ( Read more... )

How to make a zach
Ingredients:

3 parts intelligence

1 part crazyiness

5 parts energy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little emotion if desired!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

All right well, I finished Dante’s inferno last night and was thinking of reading Purgatorio, and Paradisio, but I decided to read Crime and Punishment by Dostoevsky, it’s another philosophical book and I’m not thinking about it until I’m finished, I slept really well last night and I slept from like ten to one this afternoon, well I did wake up ( Read more... )

Ok candide is like the most incredible piece of lit I have ever read and it made me think more than anything else has in my entire life, okay the entire book is based on the fact that our lives are directed by fate and then he contradicts it all in the last line…its amazing if you think about it as much as I have…because for 130 pages he has you ( Read more... )

Okay well since none of you listen when I write three pages I’ll sum it up in a paragraph, but know that what I say none of you can currently relate to unless you to are calling lawyers to find out if suing your uncle is a good idea and are plotting out pieces of land for if and when you need to build a new house and have calculated the cost of ( Read more... )

well i didn't sleep last night for anymore than an hour and a half, for two reasons...one is that i said something and worded it wrong and didn't think about it and the person i said it to took it wrong and i was trying to think of how to actually explain it...um well i tried my best and i hope she accepts my apology for making her worry...the ( Read more... )

Allright, I’ve been thinking about a lot of things lately, a couple of quotes, we’ll deal with those first…one quote is “Be obscure clearly.” (E.B. White). Now what the fuck is this? I really don’t have much of a clue…I mean this guy was really smart and all but all smart people try drugs and I think he was on like acid or something because I could ( Read more... )

life is like riding a bike...when you first start to learn you have training wheels and your parents and friends there to guide you along...as you grow older you start to stear and pedal all by yourself but you still have someone running along side you holding the seat so that you don't fall down...eventually they let go and you go on by yourself ( Read more... )

Hhhmmm flash floods and tornado warnings here in Tennessee or is it Arkansas or is it Oklahoma? Dunno down south in the motel 6...okay im quadripolar apparently, I’m either mad sad depressed or happy, I change quickly in and out and I’m two different people well this makes me skytsophrenic no I can’t spell that. well maybe I’m all one thing that ( Read more... )