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[fuckoff_n_die]

i've decided that i wanna work at Fascinations and get all my awesome friends discounts on porn. problem is its quite a distance a way (union hills/19th ave) and i dont have a car. :((((


land_locked_blues: i noticed something last night
land_locked_blues: and it had me laughin so hard
Mark: ja?
land_locked_blues: /nods
Mark: well
Mark: dime
land_locked_blues: dime?
land_locked_blues: lol
Mark: dime = tell me in spanish
land_locked_blues: ah
Mark: i'll learn you a new word every day ;)
land_locked_blues: lol no kidding
land_locked_blues: well i've told you that i have some, /cough, adult toys... right?
Mark: yes
Mark: you did
land_locked_blues: ok
land_locked_blues: you kno what the rabbit is?
Mark: i saw sex and the city last night :|
Mark: unfortunately
land_locked_blues: LOL
Mark: yes i know what the rabbit is
land_locked_blues: ok
land_locked_blues: i have one of those
Mark: ok????
Mark: you're telling me this beause?
land_locked_blues: lolol
land_locked_blues: just something that i noticed on it
land_locked_blues: and it amused me so much
Mark: you're rabbit has AIDS :o
land_locked_blues: LOL no
Mark: oh
Mark: GOOD!
land_locked_blues: well when youre standing it up
Mark: lol
Mark: ok?
land_locked_blues: and holding it a certain way
land_locked_blues: it looks like a chinese man with a hat on
Mark: man
Mark: you're wierd
Mark: lol
land_locked_blues: they fuckin put a face on the underside
Mark: really?
land_locked_blues: its all like :o)
Mark: like it's supposed to look like that?
land_locked_blues: i guess
land_locked_blues: but it totally killed the mood
Mark: sounds kinky
land_locked_blues: and i was laughin sooooo hard
Mark: LMAO
Mark: i'll bet!
land_locked_blues: then i was like wtf why would they put that on there?
Mark: to amuse people like you?
land_locked_blues: i guess
land_locked_blues: i cant really look at it anymore
land_locked_blues: or else i'll laugh again
Mark: LOL
Mark: i dunno what to tell you :">
Mark: bang yourself with it and furgeddaboutit
land_locked_blues: lololol
Mark: so like..
Mark: nothing compares to the rabbit huh? no real dick does?
land_locked_blues: well
land_locked_blues: altho the rabbit is very..veryy....verrrrrrry nice
Mark: lol
Mark: ye
land_locked_blues: it doesnt top the real thing
Mark: you know it ;)
land_locked_blues: but then again there's also rabbits for men :">
land_locked_blues: /waits for you to ask me to explain
Mark: go
land_locked_blues: its a little jelly rabbit that has a hole in the middle of it that goes around the base of the shaft and the ears tickle the womanly parts
Mark: used during sex?
land_locked_blues: & vibrates
land_locked_blues: yes
land_locked_blues: damnit i need to work at fascinations, i kno all about this crap.