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You were obsessed with New Kids On The Block and you used to let the world know you were by writing "I Love Joe/Jordan/Danny/Donnie/Jon" all over your stuff.
You had a slap bracelet until they were banned.
You had a bubble necklace.
You still know all the words to Baby Got Back by Sir Mixalot (especially the first part...Oh my god Becky look at her butt...)
You listen to some of the songs from the earlier part of the 90's (like the one mentioned above) and can't believe you were singing these lyrics when you weren't even in junior high yet.
You remember seeing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.
You remember Beavis and Butthead.
You've seen both Home Alone movies and believed that anyone who hadn't was living under a rock.
You remember getting your first pair of Rollerblades.
You had a C&C Music Factory album.
You loved shows like Married with Children and In Living Color, but you had to sneak around to watch them because your parents wouldn't let you.
You remember "The Humpty Dance."
You owned a pair of shiny Airwalk sneakers.
You wore a plaid shirt tied around your waist...with Converse sneakers.
You remember when alternative rock music was THE music of choice, and when it was all Z100 played for 3 years.
You've ever said stuff like "All-RIGHTY then!" "Yeah Baby" "Buh Bye" "Do I make you horny baby" "what-EVER" "RUN FORREST RUN!" "Life is like a box of chocolates..." or started off a story with "so, we were all like..."
You remember the Gap "girls" and the Spartan Cheerleaders on Saturday Night Live.
If you didn't have Keds, you had Reebok Pumps or Nike Air Jordans.
You had clothing with cartoon characters on them, meanwhile you were in middle or high school.
You still think Tupac Shakur and Notorious BIG are still alive.
You had either Umbro shorts, or Brine lacrosse shirts and shorts, and at least one Coed Naked T-shirt for whatever sport you played.
You remember Hotdoggers.
You had at least one of those nylon jog sweatsuits.
You had a shirt with the Looney Tunes characters in baggy clothes on it.
Two words: "Hey Macarena!"
You used Sun-In to give yourself blonde highlights and wound up damaging your hair.
You remember watching the Amy Fisher movies of the week.
You remember watching the OJ Simpson trial in school when they announced the verdict.
You had one of those big plastic pacifier necklaces.
You dyed your hair with Kool-Aid at some point.
You remember the comeback of Hello Kitty and had a whole bunch of T-shirts.
You ever at one time wore those plastic baby barrettes you wore back in the 80's.
You had a collection of Troll dolls that could put an old bingo-playing lady to shame.
You had one of those Magic Nursery Baby dolls.
You've ever used the phrase "Hey, how YOU doin!"
You had the Simpsons sing the blues album and remember doing the "Bartman."
You remember Vanilla Ice's 10 minutes of fame.
You had a pair of Smith's or Stevenson's carpenter jeans and you were damn proud of it!
You wore pastel or glitter nail polish.
You had one of those tight, shiny polyester-like shirts.
You knew something had to be going on between Barney and Baby Bop. You also thought they were extremely over-rated and annoying.
You wore knee socks with short skirts.
You know who the Soup Nazi is.
When you think of the Olympics in 1994, all you remember is the Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya Harding soap opera.
If you're a guy, you remember hating New Kids on the Block.
You remember going to No Doubt's first concert.
You owned any of the Jock Jams CDs.
You had one of those Super Soaker water guns.
You remember the song that went "you got what I need, but you say he's just a friend..."
You remember when MC Hammer was popular, then tried to make a comeback (big mistake!)
Same as above, only with New Kids on the Block.
Someone says "I'm a little farklempt" and you know what they're talking about.
If you ever, in your life, remember using the word "NOT!" at the end of every sentence.
You remember Pee-Wee Herman and George Michael's little "incidents."
You know all the words to "Let's Talk About Sex" by Salt and Pepa.
You remember watching America's Funniest Home Videos thinking it was the coolest show on TV.
You didn't think Brad Pitt was that hot.
You did, however, think Scott Wolf was adorable and wanted to be on Party of Five just to be near him.
You saw Clueless about 10+ times.
You thought Beverly Hills 90210 was the best show ever until they graduated high school.
You wore shirts with the 90210 logo on it.
Your favorite music video was "I'm Too Sexy" and chances are you had a little dance to go with the song.
You were "Down with OPP."
You owned a Hypercolor shirt.
You wore either the leggings with the stirrups attached, or the ones with the lace trim on the bottom...the bike shorts too.
You STILL ponder why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
You remember dedicating the song "I Hate Everything About You" to the kids in your class that you didn't like.
After Wayne's World came out, there was that temptation to roll down the car window and say "pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"
You remember singing "Everything I Do" by Bryan Adams in chorus in elementary school. You also remember playing "Eye of the Tiger" in band.
You remember when Z100 went back to it's old format, and suddenly all the boy/girl bands came into existence.
You remember "Where In The World is Carmen San Diego?"
You loved the Spice Girls...until they made a movie.
Paula Abdul was your idol and you had all her albums. You remember most of her songs from dance class.
You remember "TGIF" on Channel 7 on Friday nights.
You remember the "Urkel Dance" and the contests ABC had for Steve Urkel impersonations.
You were obsessed with the TV show "Friends" and cried when Rachel and Ross broke up.
You, at some point, had Rachel on Friends' haircut.
You have the last episode of Seinfeld on tape.
Polly Pockets.
You remember those little slide switcher things where u saw pics of disney movies.
You dont remember anything of the 80's because you were too young.
You know all the words to all the popular backstreet boys,nsync,britney spears & spice girls songs whether you admit to it or not.
You didn't have a computer until you were like 10 years old.
You heard people listenin to 'Amish Paradise' by 'Weird Al Yankovic'.
Blow Pops. Bubble Tape. War Heads. Sour Patch. Fruit by the Foot. Fruit Roll up. Go-Gurt. Dorito's 3D. Gushers. Cheese & Crackers. Kool-Aid. Ring Pops. Push Pops. Twizzler's pull & peel.
You had Super Nintendo with Mario Kart and Donkey Kong, but let it collect dust as soon as Sega came out with Sonic. But then became infascinated with GAME BOY.
ONE WORD - POGS !!!
ANOTHER WORD - SLAMMERS !!!
You had almost the whole collection of beanie babies until the new ones started coming out.
You got excited when your parents would take you for a "Happy Meal"
You loved ghostbusters.
You thought Vanilla ice was cool and found yourself singing loudly along to Ice Ice Baby.
The same with "Whoops, there it is."
Girls - You had one of those backpack purses, Boys - You had one of those fanny backs that tied around your waist.
Butterfly Clips.
You had hats, with the tags still on them.
Jnco Jeans, Overalls, PLATFORMS.
Beast Wars Transformers, FURBYS, Cabbage Patch Kids, Mood Rings, Crazy Bones, GameBoy Color, Pokemon cards, Trolls, My sized barbie, My Little Ponies, Power Rangers, Skip it, Tamagotchi.
You use to think you were "all that" "and a bag of chips".
Back in the Day...
You used words like; banging, slammin', beans, beeotch, bling-bling, the bomb, bones, brutal, buggn, cha-ching, chedda, crib, crunk, damn skippy, dank, dawg, dang it, dont go there, dope, dubs, dude !!!, Fart Knocker, Fine, Freak out, Freakin, Fresh, Get over it, Getting Jiggy, Ghetto, Hella, Hit it, Hooch/Hoochie, How's it hangin', Im gone, Its all good, Jock, Jack you up, Its go time, Lay off, Let me bang, Lets bone out, Lets roll, LiKE !, Madd, Mofo, Murk, MY BAD, NOT!!!, OMGGG, oh snap, Old school, Open up a can of whoop-ass, Peace out, Phat, Pimpin, Playa, PO PO, Props, Punani, Quit Icing my grill, Score, Shady, The shit, Snaps, Step off, SO, Straight, Stylin, Swwwweeeeeeeeet, Sup, TMi, TALK TO THE HAND!!, Throw Down, Tight, Trifilin, Trippin, Tweak, Wacked, Well, Whaaassssuppp, What up DOG, Whats doin', How you doin', WHATEVER, WHO'S YOUR DADDY, YO, THAT SHiT WAS DOPE SON, Your Momma, Fugly, Deal, Dang it, You be trippin fool, You straight, You go girl.
You got all excited in 1994 when the rangers won the stanley cup.
You loved these shows;
Are you afraid of the dark, jerry springer, singled out, celebrity death match, melrose, beverly hills 90210, friends, ren and stimpy, x-files, rugrats, dough, ALL THAT, blame game, salute your shorts, saved by the bell, the tom green show, fresh prince of bel-air, full house, family matters, rockos modern life, roseanne, simpsons, digimon, pokemon, matlock, boy meets world, frasier, the drew carey show, beavis & butthead, spawn, party of five, the smurfs, the babysitters club, goosebumps, alf.
And these movies;
Ghostbusters, Batman, The waterboy, Happy Gilmore, Teenage mutant ninja turtles, Scream, Nightmare on elm street, Big daddy, Titanic, Waynes World, matilda, The south park movie, Jerry Mcguire, Cruel Intentions, Independence day, lethal weapon, robo cop, rush hour, Men in black, I sitll know what you did last summer, Childs Play, Chuckie, Hell raiser, Critters, Gremlins, Gizmo, the mighty ducks, rookie of the year, Jumanji, Romy and Michelle's High School Renuion, Home alone, Saving private ryan, Boogie Nights, Pulp Fiction, Face off, The 6th sense, Booty Call, The usual suspects, se7en, The blair witch project, Good Fellas.
Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy.
You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own.
You know that "WOAH " comes from Joey on Blossom
You had plastic streamers on your handle bars... and "spokey-dokes" or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect
It was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You played the game "MASH " (Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House)
ROCK PAPER SiSSCORS
L.A. Gear....need I say more?
BEEEEEEEEEETLE jUiCE !
You remember reading "Tales of a fourth grade nothing " "Freckle Juice" and all the Ramona books
You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF"
You took lunch boxes to school.. and traded Garbage Pail Kids in the schoolyard.
You remember the CRAZE, and the BANNING of slap bracelets.
You owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes. (And like 24 pairs, probably in neon colors)
You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide.
You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds.
DiSCOVERY ZONE.
"Don't worry, be happy"
You remember boom boxes.. and walking around with one on your shoulder like you were all that.
You know what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!!"
You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT THROUGH THE HEART. or Def Leopard - POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME.
You just sang the words to either of those songs.
You had big hair and you knew how to use it.
You owned those lil' Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.
Do you smeelllllllllllll what THE ROCK is cookin ?
You just had to have a lazer pointer.
You were the coolest kid on the block if your parents got you the Tickle Me Elmo the year they were sold out for Christmas.
TALK BOYs & TALK GiRLs.
You had a Duncan Yo-Yo up until it got banned from your school because they were being used as weapons.
ahhhh memories ♥