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fuckseptember

Nov 20, 2011 23:22

[SHOOTING LINCOLN IN THE FACE.

I mean.

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fuckseptember December 12 2011, 05:47:00 UTC

[ LJ is full of hate]

Just for reference, what happens if people try to have sex? Fuzzy animals?

skepticalities December 12 2011, 05:48:37 UTC

Yeah. It happened to a couple of kids I'm familiar with.

fuckseptember December 12 2011, 05:54:22 UTC

I've never gone without sex unwillingly.

skepticalities December 12 2011, 05:55:29 UTC

We're going to have to deal with it because I'm not willing to risk the consequences.

fuckseptember December 12 2011, 05:56:26 UTC

You're adorable.

skepticalities December 12 2011, 05:56:55 UTC

I'm serious.

fuckseptember December 12 2011, 06:05:15 UTC

I won't try to lure you into bed while we're trapped here.

skepticalities December 12 2011, 06:11:13 UTC

You already have.

fuckseptember December 12 2011, 06:13:45 UTC

[cracks up]

Oh, right. I did.

skepticalities December 12 2011, 06:17:03 UTC

Right . . .

fuckseptember December 12 2011, 06:19:17 UTC

[I totally have like half a heater assembled already]

I need a dial.

skepticalities December 12 2011, 06:20:08 UTC

You can't MacGuyver one out of what you have?

fuckseptember December 12 2011, 06:22:30 UTC

Let me amend that.

I need chewing gum and a paper clip.

skepticalities December 12 2011, 06:23:28 UTC

[. . . goes to dig through the drawers.]

fuckseptember December 12 2011, 06:29:37 UTC

If you actually give me chewing gum and a paper clip, I'm going to program this thing to shock you.

skepticalities December 12 2011, 06:31:19 UTC

I thought Lincoln might have some, but no luck.

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