Oi, Fuckface. I've got a gallon of kerosene and a purloined map to a fucking nice little spot under the Officers Mess. Feel like some motherlovin' fun?
The fuck do I wanna do that for? Meet me outside Beta's barracks at 03:00 and we'll have us a party. Bring something to fucking drink. I've got the marshmallows.
Unoriginal dipshit syphilitic-brained tapeworm-eating cocksuckerfuckthe4wallsApril 2 2009, 05:54:50 UTC
I repeat: The fuck do I want to do that for? At least you have decent taste in alcohol. Also, go die in a fire, you twat. Marshmallows are fucking AMAZING. Especially when you're toasting them over misdemeanours.
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