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Feb 26, 2009 00:23

[It's Sealand! He's brought a pile of magnifying glasses.] There're a lot of these everywhere. He~y, does anyone want them?

They're on sale right now, only £3! Limited time only!

because people will totally buy these, money for sealand, magnifying glasses, sale

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blossomound February 27 2009, 08:51:15 UTC
There are too many of those lying around already.

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fuckyeahsealand February 27 2009, 15:25:50 UTC
Not these kinds!

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blossomound February 27 2009, 15:39:30 UTC
A magnifying glass is a magnifying glass, and will forever be no more than a magnifying glass. There's nothing special about it.

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fuckyeahsealand February 27 2009, 15:54:28 UTC
These are Sealandish magnifying glasses!

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seal_the_gods February 27 2009, 09:12:42 UTC
Why would we buy one when we can just go find them?

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fuckyeahsealand February 27 2009, 15:26:34 UTC
W-well, these are special!

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seal_the_gods February 27 2009, 18:13:47 UTC
Really? How?

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fuckyeahsealand February 27 2009, 18:37:56 UTC
They're certified by the Principality of Sealand!

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lovefunerals February 28 2009, 02:31:20 UTC
I would, but I have no money....

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fuckyeahsealand February 28 2009, 19:17:54 UTC
That's too bad. Maybe next time!

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lovefunerals February 28 2009, 20:38:03 UTC
Perhaps.

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oldglory March 3 2009, 02:58:08 UTC
How much is that in dollars? [ hasn't even looked at what you're selling ]

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fuckyeahsealand March 3 2009, 02:59:12 UTC
How much would you pay for one?

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oldglory March 3 2009, 03:06:33 UTC
[ has a look. my, what poor merchandise you have! ]

Ehh, thirty cents, tops.

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fuckyeahsealand March 3 2009, 03:11:16 UTC
They're worth tons more than that! They're certified by the Principality of Sealand!

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