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[fuckyeahsealand]

[1; Action for 769 Bunker Street and surrounding area]

[Step one: wake up.

Step two: roll over, because no one wakes up when they could be sleeping for five more minutes.

Step three: Wait. This is not his room. Or any room he knows of.

Step four:]

AUUUUUWAAAAAAAGH!

[2; phone]

[Step five:]

AUUUUUWAAAAAAAGH![But over the phone. He just kind

Comments

[decadenzas]

[oh god why why are there never any normal neighbors]

Set the phone down before having a fit next time.

[fuckyeahsealand]

Sealand's been kidnapped!

[decadenzas]

Sealand and everybody else.

Shall I take it that you're referring to yourself?

[fuckyeahsealand]

Yes! Did you kidnap me?

[politerudeness]

.....

[ stares

at the phone ]

Ah? What is this...? Has an evil spirit come to haunt me?

[fuckyeahsealand]

What, now there are ghosts too?!

[politerudeness]

Ah, that voice...! Sealand-kun?

[fuckyeahsealand]

Oh! Japan! You got kidnapped too?

[wybrows]

Shut up.

[fuckyeahsealand]

Sealand has been--

They kidnapped you too?

[wybrows]

Yeah, most countries have been kidnapped.

No idea why you're here though.

[fuckyeahsealand]

Sealand is a super important country!

Phone

[krakowiak]

Like, oh my God, what is your malfunction?

[fuckyeahsealand]

Sealand was kidnapped!

[ate_it_all]

[So, this is where her lost child has gone off to. Yeah, Conchita was Sealand's mom for a short while, and they weren't exactly friends. Nnnnope.]

Oh, shut up.

[fuckyeahsealand]

[Sadly he doesn't remember. But this just means he gets to annoy her all over again!]

Sealand has been kidnapped, this is super serious!