nine: phone/action (stage 5)

[fuckyeahsealand]

[Good morning, Mayfield! It's 10 am on a bright summery Saturday morning. Do you know where your micronations are

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[commentboxtroll]

[Well, he was wandering over to visit, but...

Apparently this house is way too communist today for visiting. Time to turn back around and start heading awaaay from the loud children.]

[fuckyeahsealand]

Hi, Comrade Caesar!

[commentboxtroll]

[...shoot. He was spotted.]

Oh. Sealand. I see you're busy shouting a bunch of stupid things. How's that going?

[fuckyeahsealand]

They're not stupid, they're for the Revolution!

I can't breathe this is BRILLIANT

[redirections]

[He scowls at one of the fliers for a good moment before crumpling it up into a ball and chucking it somewhere.]

Oi, what the fuck do you brats even need driveways for if you can't drive?

they are the best communists

[fuckyeahsealand]

Comrade Wy's people can drive.

/pinches their little commie cheeks

[redirections]

Are her "people" even living in this shitty town?

[fuckyeahsealand]

The guy who can give her a driveway is.

phone;

[partytoastess]

CAN THIS ANNOUNCEMENT WAIT TWO HOURS?! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!

[ She's not too happy about this, nope. ]

[fuckyeahsealand]

Why'd you pick up the phone if you were asleep?

[partytoastess]

Because I thought it could be from someone important like my boyfriend or Johann or Dawn.

[fuckyeahsealand]

No, I'm just trying to start a revolution.

Sealand but both is good too!

[the_wee_big_hag]

.....

What are you doing?

[fuckyeahsealand]

Having a Communist Revolution!

[the_wee_big_hag]

Can't you do that a little closer to the ground?

[fuckyeahsealand]

You need to have a platform for political stuff.

[Phone]

[failgetkingdom]

[Loooooooong pause]

... I do not understand any of that.