My boyfriend is an idiot 1/2
Title : My boyfriend is an idiot
Author : fuckyeahshinee
Genre : Fluff, romance, idk
Rating : PG - 13
Disclaimer : shineeowner owns them, lol.
Summary : Jonghyun and Kibum skip school because they think spending time together is much more important than attending boring History classes. What do you want ? They're just two teenage boys hopelessly in love.
Yo ! : Kibum is fifteen and Jonghyun sixteen.
A/N : The reason why I split this into two chapters is because I have to go to sleep. lol.
Not beta'd as usual, not even re-read because I seriously, seriously have to go to sleep.
I'm sorry for spelling mistakes and grammar errors. I hope they won't be too much of a bother.
***
"Where were you ?" Kibum asked smilingly once his boyfriend came out of the schoolbuilding, pushing himself off the wall. "I'm sorry," Jonghyun gave him a tired smile, walking towards him. He pulled Kibum closer to him and put the skinny arms around his neck, his own arms making their way around the small waist and giving him a small kiss.
"Let's go," He grinned, warm breath tickling Kibum's cheeks.
"What exactly made you want to skip all of a sudden ?" Kibum snickered, dropping his arms to his side and letting Jonghyun intertwine their fingers.
"I dunno," the eldest shrugged, "I just wanted to do something with you, I guess," He admitted, sending the other a mischievous smile.
"Let's do something fun,"
The excited glint in his eyes made the younger giggle, "You're crazy,"
"Crazy for you," Jonghyun smiled sweetly, big brown eyes turning into little half moons as he did so.
"You're such a loser,"
The youngest failed big time at suppressing a smile.
--
"You know, I don't think this is a good idea, Jonghyun," The youngest said hesitantly, eyeing the high fence in front of them.
There was a small, red placcard on the fence stating 'no entry' and it made Kibum a bit anxious.
"Oh come on, Kibummie, it's going to be so much fun," The eldest grinned, still having a firm hold on the other's soft hand.
They looked up, Kibum's eyebrows still knitted together as he estimated the height of the fence.
Jonghyun let go of his hand and started climbling up.
"Be careful," His boyfriend said warningly, "If you fall, I'll leave you alone to die,"
"Heartwarming, as usual," Jonghyun laughed once he swung his legs over the edge in one swift movement, dropping himself down and landing softly on the concrete ground.
"Come on," He urged the other, ignoring the foul look the young boy was sending him.
"Stop forcing me," Kibum groaned, though, hooking his fingers in the wire mesh and climbing up.
He quickly grabbed Jonghyun's outstretched hand to prevent from losing his balance and quickly jumped off the fence.
"Aw, was that so hard ?" The eldest teased, his infamous smirk making its way on his face, earning a slap on his chest of the younger.
Surrounding them were dozens of huge, rusty containers.
They've been standing there for years, fenced by mesh wire with 'no entry' signs.
The signs just made it all the more exciting for the boys (especially Jonghyun) to be rebellious and insurgent.
They were roaming the deserted place curiously, their footsteps echoing through the area.
There were a couple of crows sitting on the power line, eyeing the two boys suspiciously and only when Kibum let out a loud shriek of surprise, spreading their wings and flying into the clear, blue sky.
"Yah, will you chill out already ?" Jonghyun half smiled half scolded his boyfriend who clung onto him like a koala bear, "It's just a damn rat,"
Kibum just huffed, detaching himself from the older boy's bicep and creating some space between them.
Jonghyun just gave him a sidelong glance, rolling his eyes with a little smile at seeing the evident pout on Kibum's pink lips.
"You're such a scaredy cat," He chuckled, trying to laugh it off and pulling the younger back to his side, pressing a sweet kiss to his rosy cheek.
The youngest couldn't help but smile just a little bit at the sign of affection, curling his skinny arm around Jonghyun's strong one.
"Let's play hide and seek," The eldest of the two said after a while, getting tired of wandering around -- seriously, there was nothing to discover at such an isolated place.
Kibum quirked an eyebrow at him, trying to ignore the big grin that was decorating the other's lips by turning his attention away from his face.
It didn't surprise Kibum, though, he knew that his boyfriend was mentally only a six year old.
Therefore it didn't surprise them both that only a couple of minutes later, Kibum was already hidden somewhere behind an old rusty container with Jonghyun's loud counting echoing through the entire area.
"Eighteen, nineteen, twenty ! -- I'm coming !" Jonghyun said loudly, making Kibum giggle secretly from behind the huge, metal box.
Kibum could hear his footsteps somewhere in a distance, the soft patting of his shoes against the concrete floor getting closer and closer after a few minutes of silently crouching down with his back against the cold steel of the container.
Kibum was patiently waiting to get caught, his lips stretched out in a smile that seemed to be permanent whilst biting on his knuckles. He could hear Jonghyun hum a song that he recognized as the piano play he once played for the school's talent show.
"Kibummie ~" The soft voice reached the younger's ears and he -- once again -- had to suppress a giggle.
A soft breeze of the wind tousled his hair, the sun shining brightly and the crows that were previously sitting on the power line were back, looking down at Kibum as if he was an alien.
The boy looked up to the birds, shielding his eyes from the sun, witnessing how two more birds settled down on the power line.
"Found ya," was a sudden soft voice.
Kibum turned his head, his eyes enlarging at seeing his boyfriend towering above him, one of his infamous smirks plastered on his face.
He crouched down so that he was on eye-level with Kibum, left hand cupping his chin and the other one resting on his knee.
Kibum's expression softed when their gazes locked, letting out an almost unnoticeable sigh while the other lessened the distance between their countenances.
Kibum's eyes fluttered closed, letting out another content sigh while his arms found their way around the others neck to pull him closer.
It was just a simple press of lips, the corners of Jonghyun's mouth curling upwards in a smile while repeatedly pecking the other's pretty, pink lips.
His hand left Kibum's pretty face to place it against the cold metal of the container, next to his head.
Kibum smiled softly, pressing their foreheads together with his eyes closed and listening to the other's almost inaudible breathing, fingertips caressing the back of his neck and slowly combing through the brown locks.
"Hey !"
They both jumped up in surprise, trying to register where the interrupting voice came from.
"Hey, you two !" The voice shouted loudly at them. There were two men in uniform standing on the other side of the fence, a police car parked behind them.
Kibum's eyes widened, eyeing the two men -- who were obviously cops -- expectantly before looking up at his boyfriend who seemed to be as confused as the younger boy.
"Didn't you see the signs !?" One of the cops shouted angrily, clutching his walkie-talkie in one hand.
Jonghyun secretly searched for the other's hand, entwining their fingers when he found it and lightly squeezing it.
"What are your names, we'll call your parents," The other uniform-clad man said, anger still evident in his tone whilst grabbing a pen and a little notebook.
Jonghyun opened his mouth to say something, but when both cops looked away for just a nanosecond he harshly yanked at Kibum's hand and ran to the other side of the trespassing, pulling the younger boy with him.
"Hey !!" the angry voices of the two cops screamed after them, followed by a mantra of curse words.
Kibum just obediently followed Jonghyun, going along with whatever that idiotic boyfriend of his had in mind.
Jonghyun stopped at the place where they climbed over the fence, lifting the skinny boy up and helping him over the fairly high mesh wire, swiftly jumping over it himself when Kibum managed to land safely on the ground.
There was a loud bang of car doors -- most likely the ones of the combi -- and it only made them run even faster.
Jonghyun's hand was safely clutched around Kibum's, helping him to keep up with his speed, because seriously, the younger boy wasn't the best at sprinting.
Jonghyun couldn't help but laugh loudly at hearing the younger squeal whenever a car would pass them by, following unknown streets without having a particular destination in mind, they just had to get the fuck away from those cops.
They came to a halt in an alley, both boys leaning against the dirty wall whilst panting loudly.
"Idiot," Kibum chuckled, not really knowing if he should be mad at him, "Such a goddamn idiot,"
Jonghyun was still trying to catch his breath, laughing lowly when Kibum let a little whine at the back of his throat.
"I hate running, and you know that," He whimpered, sliding down to the floor with a soft thud.
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They were wandering through the forlorn streets -- long, slim fingers between the gaps of slightly bigger, rougher hands.
They've been roaming these streets for hours, just enjoying each other's company and the nice weather.
No words need to be said as their body language already said enough -- stolen kisses, soft brushes of their thumbs, shoulders bumping together as they walked down the street hand in hand.
Just two, innocent schoolboys in love, skipping classes because spending time with each other was much more important and fun than boring lessons.
They ended up somewhere in a desolated lawn, not perceiving any 'no entry' - signs whatsoever and carelessly dropping themselves in the grass.
There was a grass halm dangling out of the corner of Jonghyun's mouth, head resting in Kibum's lap, his countenance radiating satisfaction as the younger boy ran his slim fingers through his soft, brown locks, occasionally bending down to give him a sweet kiss filled with affection and love.
They stayed like that for a while, Kibum's cellphone indicating 16:07 which meant that school would normally be over by now, the sunbeams that were already partially covered by clouds caressing their skin.
Jonghyun opened his eyes, staring right into Kibum chocolate ones and flashing him a lazy smile.
"Hello there, pretty face," He smirked, his right hand slowly creeping upwards to his face, grabbing his chin and meticulously pulling him down to let their lips meet.
Jonghyun's hand made its way to the back of the other's neck, gently tugging at the hair there.
Kibum let out a soft moan at the back of his throat, trying to get out of the uncomfortable position by shoving the older boy out of his lap and crawling on top of him, lips never leaving each other.
Jonghyun supported himself on one elbow, the other one still tangled in his boyfriend's soft locks, tilting his head to the side to gain more access as his tongue slipped into Kibum's pretty mouth.
Kibum was sitting on his stomach, pushing himself harder against the other's broad chest who tried to keep his balance on one elbow, hand gliding from the younger's neck down his spine and affectionately running up and down his sides.
He gently rubbed the small of his back, hand crawling back upwards and to the other's chin to tilt it to the side.
Kibum pulled back first, bumping noses and taking in a deep breath before looking into Jonghyun's big, brown eyes that were staring right through him.
"You'll never leave me, right ?" Jonghyun whispered, it almost sounded desperate, as if he was going to cry if Kibum would even have to think about the answer.
The young boy just smiled softly, lips brushing over Jonghyun's gently and shaking his head lightly, "Never,"
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A/N : lol, u mad ? /troll mode on.
do comment if you didn't forget me because I've been gone for quite a long time, no ?
Well, whatever it is you are going to do, I hope you enjoyed this piece of crap :)
kiss kiss kiss ! ♥♥
Author : fuckyeahshinee
Genre : Fluff, romance, idk
Rating : PG - 13
Disclaimer : shineeowner owns them, lol.
Summary : Jonghyun and Kibum skip school because they think spending time together is much more important than attending boring History classes. What do you want ? They're just two teenage boys hopelessly in love.
Yo ! : Kibum is fifteen and Jonghyun sixteen.
A/N : The reason why I split this into two chapters is because I have to go to sleep. lol.
Not beta'd as usual, not even re-read because I seriously, seriously have to go to sleep.
I'm sorry for spelling mistakes and grammar errors. I hope they won't be too much of a bother.
***
"Where were you ?" Kibum asked smilingly once his boyfriend came out of the schoolbuilding, pushing himself off the wall. "I'm sorry," Jonghyun gave him a tired smile, walking towards him. He pulled Kibum closer to him and put the skinny arms around his neck, his own arms making their way around the small waist and giving him a small kiss.
"Let's go," He grinned, warm breath tickling Kibum's cheeks.
"What exactly made you want to skip all of a sudden ?" Kibum snickered, dropping his arms to his side and letting Jonghyun intertwine their fingers.
"I dunno," the eldest shrugged, "I just wanted to do something with you, I guess," He admitted, sending the other a mischievous smile.
"Let's do something fun,"
The excited glint in his eyes made the younger giggle, "You're crazy,"
"Crazy for you," Jonghyun smiled sweetly, big brown eyes turning into little half moons as he did so.
"You're such a loser,"
The youngest failed big time at suppressing a smile.
--
"You know, I don't think this is a good idea, Jonghyun," The youngest said hesitantly, eyeing the high fence in front of them.
There was a small, red placcard on the fence stating 'no entry' and it made Kibum a bit anxious.
"Oh come on, Kibummie, it's going to be so much fun," The eldest grinned, still having a firm hold on the other's soft hand.
They looked up, Kibum's eyebrows still knitted together as he estimated the height of the fence.
Jonghyun let go of his hand and started climbling up.
"Be careful," His boyfriend said warningly, "If you fall, I'll leave you alone to die,"
"Heartwarming, as usual," Jonghyun laughed once he swung his legs over the edge in one swift movement, dropping himself down and landing softly on the concrete ground.
"Come on," He urged the other, ignoring the foul look the young boy was sending him.
"Stop forcing me," Kibum groaned, though, hooking his fingers in the wire mesh and climbing up.
He quickly grabbed Jonghyun's outstretched hand to prevent from losing his balance and quickly jumped off the fence.
"Aw, was that so hard ?" The eldest teased, his infamous smirk making its way on his face, earning a slap on his chest of the younger.
Surrounding them were dozens of huge, rusty containers.
They've been standing there for years, fenced by mesh wire with 'no entry' signs.
The signs just made it all the more exciting for the boys (especially Jonghyun) to be rebellious and insurgent.
They were roaming the deserted place curiously, their footsteps echoing through the area.
There were a couple of crows sitting on the power line, eyeing the two boys suspiciously and only when Kibum let out a loud shriek of surprise, spreading their wings and flying into the clear, blue sky.
"Yah, will you chill out already ?" Jonghyun half smiled half scolded his boyfriend who clung onto him like a koala bear, "It's just a damn rat,"
Kibum just huffed, detaching himself from the older boy's bicep and creating some space between them.
Jonghyun just gave him a sidelong glance, rolling his eyes with a little smile at seeing the evident pout on Kibum's pink lips.
"You're such a scaredy cat," He chuckled, trying to laugh it off and pulling the younger back to his side, pressing a sweet kiss to his rosy cheek.
The youngest couldn't help but smile just a little bit at the sign of affection, curling his skinny arm around Jonghyun's strong one.
"Let's play hide and seek," The eldest of the two said after a while, getting tired of wandering around -- seriously, there was nothing to discover at such an isolated place.
Kibum quirked an eyebrow at him, trying to ignore the big grin that was decorating the other's lips by turning his attention away from his face.
It didn't surprise Kibum, though, he knew that his boyfriend was mentally only a six year old.
Therefore it didn't surprise them both that only a couple of minutes later, Kibum was already hidden somewhere behind an old rusty container with Jonghyun's loud counting echoing through the entire area.
"Eighteen, nineteen, twenty ! -- I'm coming !" Jonghyun said loudly, making Kibum giggle secretly from behind the huge, metal box.
Kibum could hear his footsteps somewhere in a distance, the soft patting of his shoes against the concrete floor getting closer and closer after a few minutes of silently crouching down with his back against the cold steel of the container.
Kibum was patiently waiting to get caught, his lips stretched out in a smile that seemed to be permanent whilst biting on his knuckles. He could hear Jonghyun hum a song that he recognized as the piano play he once played for the school's talent show.
"Kibummie ~" The soft voice reached the younger's ears and he -- once again -- had to suppress a giggle.
A soft breeze of the wind tousled his hair, the sun shining brightly and the crows that were previously sitting on the power line were back, looking down at Kibum as if he was an alien.
The boy looked up to the birds, shielding his eyes from the sun, witnessing how two more birds settled down on the power line.
"Found ya," was a sudden soft voice.
Kibum turned his head, his eyes enlarging at seeing his boyfriend towering above him, one of his infamous smirks plastered on his face.
He crouched down so that he was on eye-level with Kibum, left hand cupping his chin and the other one resting on his knee.
Kibum's expression softed when their gazes locked, letting out an almost unnoticeable sigh while the other lessened the distance between their countenances.
Kibum's eyes fluttered closed, letting out another content sigh while his arms found their way around the others neck to pull him closer.
It was just a simple press of lips, the corners of Jonghyun's mouth curling upwards in a smile while repeatedly pecking the other's pretty, pink lips.
His hand left Kibum's pretty face to place it against the cold metal of the container, next to his head.
Kibum smiled softly, pressing their foreheads together with his eyes closed and listening to the other's almost inaudible breathing, fingertips caressing the back of his neck and slowly combing through the brown locks.
"Hey !"
They both jumped up in surprise, trying to register where the interrupting voice came from.
"Hey, you two !" The voice shouted loudly at them. There were two men in uniform standing on the other side of the fence, a police car parked behind them.
Kibum's eyes widened, eyeing the two men -- who were obviously cops -- expectantly before looking up at his boyfriend who seemed to be as confused as the younger boy.
"Didn't you see the signs !?" One of the cops shouted angrily, clutching his walkie-talkie in one hand.
Jonghyun secretly searched for the other's hand, entwining their fingers when he found it and lightly squeezing it.
"What are your names, we'll call your parents," The other uniform-clad man said, anger still evident in his tone whilst grabbing a pen and a little notebook.
Jonghyun opened his mouth to say something, but when both cops looked away for just a nanosecond he harshly yanked at Kibum's hand and ran to the other side of the trespassing, pulling the younger boy with him.
"Hey !!" the angry voices of the two cops screamed after them, followed by a mantra of curse words.
Kibum just obediently followed Jonghyun, going along with whatever that idiotic boyfriend of his had in mind.
Jonghyun stopped at the place where they climbed over the fence, lifting the skinny boy up and helping him over the fairly high mesh wire, swiftly jumping over it himself when Kibum managed to land safely on the ground.
There was a loud bang of car doors -- most likely the ones of the combi -- and it only made them run even faster.
Jonghyun's hand was safely clutched around Kibum's, helping him to keep up with his speed, because seriously, the younger boy wasn't the best at sprinting.
Jonghyun couldn't help but laugh loudly at hearing the younger squeal whenever a car would pass them by, following unknown streets without having a particular destination in mind, they just had to get the fuck away from those cops.
They came to a halt in an alley, both boys leaning against the dirty wall whilst panting loudly.
"Idiot," Kibum chuckled, not really knowing if he should be mad at him, "Such a goddamn idiot,"
Jonghyun was still trying to catch his breath, laughing lowly when Kibum let a little whine at the back of his throat.
"I hate running, and you know that," He whimpered, sliding down to the floor with a soft thud.
-------
They were wandering through the forlorn streets -- long, slim fingers between the gaps of slightly bigger, rougher hands.
They've been roaming these streets for hours, just enjoying each other's company and the nice weather.
No words need to be said as their body language already said enough -- stolen kisses, soft brushes of their thumbs, shoulders bumping together as they walked down the street hand in hand.
Just two, innocent schoolboys in love, skipping classes because spending time with each other was much more important and fun than boring lessons.
They ended up somewhere in a desolated lawn, not perceiving any 'no entry' - signs whatsoever and carelessly dropping themselves in the grass.
There was a grass halm dangling out of the corner of Jonghyun's mouth, head resting in Kibum's lap, his countenance radiating satisfaction as the younger boy ran his slim fingers through his soft, brown locks, occasionally bending down to give him a sweet kiss filled with affection and love.
They stayed like that for a while, Kibum's cellphone indicating 16:07 which meant that school would normally be over by now, the sunbeams that were already partially covered by clouds caressing their skin.
Jonghyun opened his eyes, staring right into Kibum chocolate ones and flashing him a lazy smile.
"Hello there, pretty face," He smirked, his right hand slowly creeping upwards to his face, grabbing his chin and meticulously pulling him down to let their lips meet.
Jonghyun's hand made its way to the back of the other's neck, gently tugging at the hair there.
Kibum let out a soft moan at the back of his throat, trying to get out of the uncomfortable position by shoving the older boy out of his lap and crawling on top of him, lips never leaving each other.
Jonghyun supported himself on one elbow, the other one still tangled in his boyfriend's soft locks, tilting his head to the side to gain more access as his tongue slipped into Kibum's pretty mouth.
Kibum was sitting on his stomach, pushing himself harder against the other's broad chest who tried to keep his balance on one elbow, hand gliding from the younger's neck down his spine and affectionately running up and down his sides.
He gently rubbed the small of his back, hand crawling back upwards and to the other's chin to tilt it to the side.
Kibum pulled back first, bumping noses and taking in a deep breath before looking into Jonghyun's big, brown eyes that were staring right through him.
"You'll never leave me, right ?" Jonghyun whispered, it almost sounded desperate, as if he was going to cry if Kibum would even have to think about the answer.
The young boy just smiled softly, lips brushing over Jonghyun's gently and shaking his head lightly, "Never,"
-
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A/N : lol, u mad ? /troll mode on.
do comment if you didn't forget me because I've been gone for quite a long time, no ?
Well, whatever it is you are going to do, I hope you enjoyed this piece of crap :)
kiss kiss kiss ! ♥♥