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well...
my windshield's getting fixed tomorrow.
Ryan wants me to nickname that heap. he says 'donga' isnt cutting it.
'great white bullet' is one suggestion, then he proffered a bunch of shitty ones like 'the hurricane' or 'beast' or some shit.

then again, ryan's basically an idiot, and i dont really care what he thinks i should do. Fuck that guy.

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i walked past a hooker and her hooker friends on my way out of buzzard beach.

and she said "yummy".

hahahahaha.

stupid dirty hookers.

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i stuffed my dick into the VCR.
and told HBO to blow me.

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sara's good at taking pictures.

really good.