Today was really great ( Read more... )

things ive noticed:

1: everyone at school thinks im "weird." ((fuck'em.))
2: casino = place to give away money under various pretenses.
3: '89 Chevrolet Cavlier = official car of the teenage single mother.
4: vodka tonics make me poop.

i think there might be some dialogue happening over my head, concerning me, by the administration and faculty of Park U ( Read more... )

im a q-tip.

man.

bump is fucking CUTE.
just wait til he gets older...
he'll need a ten foot stick to keep all those little girly sulcatas away.
*sniff* thats mah boy...

i think i might get me some DRUUUUUUGS.

blehh.

good news...
the parents think its ok if i fail public speaking.
as long as i have their blessings...

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
so nice
drinking beer...
listening to sublime robbin the hood...
grilling beef in overalls...
tanked by 2 pm...
good stuff good stuff...
its FINALLY warm enough for crime.
thank god.

its a damn good thing i laugh at my own jokes.

otherwise there would be nothing seperating me from the blank stares and stunned silence.

fuck those assholes.

The Potion Makerfuckyoubyemium is a milky, pasty fuchsia gel derived from the pollen of a forget-me-not.Yet another fun meme brought to you by rfreebernthis shit needs to stop ( Read more... )

i'm a dood.

and thats really depressing.