I FOUND ONE OF SADDAM'S WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!

in my pants.

tyler called me tonight ( Read more... )

ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ( Read more... )

mitch hedberg is the best comic on the planet.

that's still alive

getting drunk is way easier (cheaper) when you havent slept in a day and a half ( Read more... )

strange things this weekend ( Read more... )

kansas city lost one of its best and brightest ping-pong playing prodigys today...

she will be sorely missed.

love you sara

sara's leaving.
on wednesday.

grr.

i have the happiest little feet in the whole wild world. these little slippers are gonna get pretty stinky pretty soon... then i'll have to (get to) burn them. i figured out that im really not nearly as good at snowboarding as i like to think i am. i dragged all the shitty weather to kansas city when i came back from colorado. i was watching mtv ( Read more... )

my entire life of late has been little more than endless hours of ass-time in front of the idiot box, interrupted only by uninhibited intoxication and fitful bouts of sleep laced with horrifying dreams. i shouted STYROFOAM tonight, because i was watching MORTAL KOMBAT ANNIHILATION on TNT, and sara was reading the word styrofoam out of her little ( Read more... )