my retarded ass completly broke my cellphone so i'm getting it replaced today and I have to take veeeeryy good care of it as if it were my own little baby cellphone that i birthed. that would be some weird shit. so anyway i didnt hafta fucking get piss tested today they keep pushing it back its like they're giving me a chance. stupid me i've been ( Read more... )

I want to go for a picnic today. I woke up completely rested at 11 which is abnormal for me. I'm glad I didn't drink last night. But I did smoke a lot and now I need mucho cranberry juice. I'm wicked excited about today for some reason. I hope it doesn't end up shitty. Yesterday we were supposed to hang out with Charlie and Liz for Liz's birthday ( Read more... )

today is a non-chris day cuz he wants to work all day at his job and then go bail hay for another six hours afterwards. what a silly kid lol. but tomorrow is Jay's kegger i guess and it's gonna be cool and we'll be all sorts of crunked for christmas! I have an interview tomorrow at 8 in the morning and I'm souped. I need this fucking job like right ( Read more... )

So last night was pretty cool. We went to Jared's and got kicked out cuz of the over-abundance of people. Then we went to Eamon's house to chill for a little while until we found out what we were doing. Sam called us and we went down there. We got all drunk and naked and went swimming in the pool and the hot tub. It was like a nudist commune. ( Read more... )

I feel kinda shitty. I guess that's what sitting on the computer at 2 in the morning does to you ( Read more... )

today was my court date and i walk in there all thinking that i'm just gonna walk on the case cuz i had a black lawyer and hes supposed to be good. so then hes like "oh you have to go to drug counseling for 90 days and then the case will be thrown out". but that is like the same thing that would have happened if I just went to court myself without ( Read more... )

I can't figure out why someone would want to fuck like 50 people before they are even 18. Especially when they are going out with someone. Isn't that just a little degrading? I couldn't do it. I'd feel fucking filthy and probably just throw myself off a bridge somewhere for being a waste of life. But that's just me. Maybe that's just normal for ( Read more... )

so once upon a time my mother told me that my face was going to explode into a vicious skin eating disease if i didn't wash the goat urine off but i didnt listen and look at me now! sweet ( Read more... )

I'm going to get all crunked for Christmas tonight I guess and that should be a wholesome time full of family fun like pinatas and pin the tail on the donkey. I am just waiting for Chris and Adam. Yesterday me and Chris took some acid and tripped pretty hard and we were just geekin all night and couldn't stop and we were seeing mysterious faces in ( Read more... )

I wish I knew what the fuck was wrong with me.