A man approaches a woman at an upper-scale bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. Rather abruptly, she responds, "I'll go ahead and be honest. For me to have interest in a man, he HAS TO HAVE a Jaguar in his driveway, a six figure income, a vacation house, and six inches in his pants." With a repulsed look on his face, the man responded, "Lady, My ( Read more... )

Thank GOD they reached a budget deal. I would have had to seriously do some damage. :)
There was no way I could do without my beach.
I went today to celebrate. :)

Jon Corzine is a fucking asshole.

Don't blame me, I didn't vote for him.

check out my new layout. it's cooler than yours.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

i was accepted to mount st. mary's university with a $11,000 a year ($44,000 total) scholarship!!
my first choice!! :)
mount st. mary's 2010!

my brother just won weezer/foo fighter tickets from 106.3 and he's taking me... not you. :) weeeeeeeeeeeeee

Your Birthdate: October 23

With a birthday on the 23rd of the month (5 energy) you are inclined to work well with people and enjoy them ( Read more... )

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M GONNA SOAK UP THE SUNNNN!!!! <33333

You scored as Republican. <'Imunimaginative's Deviantart Page'>

Republican
92%
Socialist
75%
Anarchism
67%
Democrat
67%
Green
33%
Communism
33%
Nazi
0%
Fascism
0%
What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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