Where have all the Baptists gone?

[fudgemajub]

Baptists seem to be extremely hard people to get a hold of. Although there are seventeen Baptist churches within the city limits (a little over kill if you ask me), I only called the three within 3 miles of my dorm. Only one had an answering machine, and it didn’t say when service started. Maybe they’re still in that stadium, waiting for me to

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[poor_cinderalex]

i went to church with my baptist friend once. the minister preached about jumping off cliffs, stepping outside your comfort zone, and trying to convert catholics (that he met at a gass station) to christianity. i thought about trying to tell him that catholics already were christians but could not step outside my comfort zone to do it.

they probably aren't at their phones because they are jumping off cliffs together somewhere. you should find them and jump to. it sounds fun.

i watched good morning, vietnam on tnt last night. that was it. boring lives are fun. ♥

Mother: If all your friends decided to jump off a cliff...

[fudgemajub]

I would join them, but I’m afraid of heights. Traditionally cliffs have a rather large gap between them and the ground below, thus triggering my said fear. But maybe I’d feel more in my comfort zone after jumping with the knowledge that I am continuously closer to the ground than I was before. Hmmm...maybe if you came too.