9th

[fuelefficient]

[Today is that joyous day. The day where new businesses are formed and the economy is strengthened all that much.

Useless text aside, there's a druggie (Netherlands) in Japan's front yard and beside him is...well, Japan. They're both sitting at a table displaying a lovely sign.]

Comments

[numanstan]

[He can barely read about half of that sign, but he has learned that more jobs = more money = more sweets-- and that's some maths he can get behind!]

Can I join?

[fuelefficient]

Ah...um...

[looks at Netherlands]

[windmill]

[You are not kawaii at all...........]

Well, do you think you'd look good in that? [points to the drawing]

[numanstan]

I look good in everythin'.

[kleinefurstin]

[That skirt is short... but the apron is awfully cute...]

Cosplay?

[fuelefficient]

Costume play.

YESSS LIECHTY

[windmill]

You're hired.

she will take any chance she can to wear fluffy dresses ngl

[kleinefurstin]

Hired for what?

[mustnotdrink]

Cosplay cafe...I believe I have heard of these before. I do wonder about whether or not it will be culturally compatible with 1950's America.

First, there is the matter of what the waitresses will be dressing up as...

[She begins to mutter to herself thoughtfully.]

[fuelefficient]

I will make whatever costumes the waitresses require.

[windmill]

Things that show lots of skin.

[mustnotdrink]

But that is the problem. Outfits that do not cover the body are not socially acceptable. I doubt this project will make much progress.

[followyouthere]

What the fuck are you guys hiring for?

[fuelefficient]

Waitresses, mostly.

[windmill]

Japan! Did you know Margot's one of my citizens now? You can get a special Dutch discount at the cafe, okay?

[followyouthere]

[She was going to say how dumb this sounds, but. Discount.]

I can, really?

[wizardoftheweek]

No.

[fuelefficient]

Ah...why not?

[windmill]

She probably knows it's for perverts.

[wizardoftheweek]

I simply don't want to wear anything so ridiculous.