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[fuelefficient]

[Today is that joyous day. The day where new businesses are formed and the economy is strengthened all that much.

Useless text aside, there's a druggie (Netherlands) in Japan's front yard and beside him is...well, Japan. They're both sitting at a table displaying a lovely sign.]

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[human_pretender]

**An overalls wearing Foo Fighter approaches. She's twenty, but...**

What is Cosplay? What is a Cosplay Cafe?

[fuelefficient]

A cafe where the waitresses dress up as whatever they wish.

[windmill]

[at the exact same time as Japan:] A club for perverted guys to look at girls in revealing outfits.

[human_pretender]

Cosplay is dressing up however you wish?

[vaimoksein]

This is what you wanted to dress me in?!

[fuelefficient]

...what do you mean?

[not remembering a thing]

[windmill]

[RECALLS VAGUE DETAILS

staring between the sign and Finland]

...I guess I could see it working. Sweden'd pay to see that, right?

[vaimoksein]

EH?! I guarantee that he would NOT!

[What is the meaning of "to dig one's own grave"?]

[silvestris_mage]

[Daine will stop. And stare.

What.]

What?

[fuelefficient]

Do you have a question or...?

[windmill]

Are you interested in working for a pervert club?

[silvestris_mage]

[Daine's confused. Stop using your fancy modern language.]

What's that?

[brat_inadress]

[Cosplay cafe? Totally up this little idol's expertise. Especially since his aunt owns a maid cafe.

So bounding right up the driveway, just beaming.]

I'd like to apply!~

[fuelefficient]

I doubt there will be a need for that. It would be simple enough to just hire you.

NOW WE HAVE TWO DICKGIRLS FUCK YEAH

[windmill]

[

staring.]

Hired.

[brat_inadress]

Really? That was way too easy. So when do I start working?

[perfektsymmetry]

[Out on the town as usual, Captain Curious can't help but stop and check this out.]

Good afternoon, gentlemen! Um… what exactly is "cosplay"?

[fuelefficient]

Cosplay is short for costume play which is to dress up as a fictional character you like and act like them.

[windmill]

[at the same time as Japan:] Cosplay is a fetish where you dress up in costumes.

[perfektsymmetry]

[Crowe looks back and forth to each of the nations, looking mildly confused.]

Ah. Um. And you have cafés for that then? [He looks down at the sign again.] W-with such young girls?