No doubt you are all aware of the oncoming creep that is... Valentine's Day.
If not, I'm certain
some people will shove it right into your face.
But what do such celebrations mean to those without lovers? Those with broken hearts, broken dreams, or believe that such a day is made only for the purpose of sappy cards and bitter candy? What of us? Must
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WHAT STILL BAFFLES MY THINK PAN IS THIS FUCKING THING YOU PEOPLE ARE CALLING HOLIDAYS.
DIDN'T YOU DUMPASSES HAVE ONE ABOUT THE FURBEAST BRINGING ABOUT YOUR HUMAN SEASON CALLED SPRING JUST A FEW DAYS AGO?
NOW WHAT'S WITH THIS SHIT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?
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I DON'T WANT TO CATCH ANYMORE DISEASES FROM THE LIKES OF YOUR FACE.
SO IF PEOPLE ARE HAVING RED FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER AND SHOWING IT, WHY ARE YOU THROWING ONE OF THESE PARTY THINGS FOR PEOPLE AGAINST IT.
SHOULDN'T THERE BE A HOLIDAY OR PARTY FOR THOSE EXHIBITING BLACK FEELINGS TOO?
OH WAIT. I FORGOT YOU WRIGGLERS DON'T UNDERSTAND THE DELICATE CONCEPT OF THE FOUR QUADRANTS.
MY FUCKING BAD.
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