003 [AUDIO]

[fugenetics]

Ummmmmmm.

[There's what would be a moment if silence if it weren't for goat-bleating in the background.]

Explanation, please. I'm asking really nice.

[Bleat, bleat, then the sound of footsteps and a door opening and shutting. No more goat-noises.]

I'm pretty sure goats don't belong on ships. Really.

Comments

[elegante_farm]

Inflation is a sneaky method of taxatio--

[The baby goat's bleating voice is cut off as she closes the door.]

[meinxxherz]

Me--me neither.

[fugenetics]

The boat is just weird like this, I guess.

[meinxxherz]

Yeah--

At--at least it could...be worse?

I-I'm Herz, by the--the way.

[canttrustliars]

You really still expect explanations at this point?

[fugenetics]

I can hope, can't I?

[canttrustliars]

I suppose.

At least it's not tigers again.

[fugenetics]

...There were tigers?

[does_everything]

Sweetcakes.

There's a forest on this boat.

[fugenetics]

Yeah, yeah, I know.

[does_everything]

There's a forest, a fire that doesn't go anywhere and a crazy man at the helm. Pretty sure this ain't your average boat.

[lamortdeshommes]

Nor do elephants, dear. But the talking squirrel is right. This is a bizarre ship.

[fugenetics]

The fact that ... there's a talking squirrel ... just proves that even more.

[lamortdeshommes]

This place is a madhouse.