i'm a genius!!

[fuhgawz]

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[fifthbusiness]

thanks for posting this!! i heard about this "stretching is bad for you" thing and i wondered what the hell people were talking about. i hope you were stretching AFTER your runs though :D

[fuhgawz]

does eating a BLT count as stretching? it made my esophagus feel stretchy as it slid down my gullet

[fifthbusiness]

or does that count as warm-up stretching for all that cock you swallowed afterward?

[fuhgawz]

or does the cock swallowing count as stretching for the stomach pump afterward to get out all the semen?