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`*..do you drink// Yeah. I likes my beer, I do.
`*..how many times have you been drunk// Many.
`*..is your best friend a virgin// I dunno who my best friend is right now ;X
`*..do you wear short shorts// WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS?!?!!
`*..how many people have you slept with// Two
`*..do you get along with your mom// Nope. Stupid domineering Brummie. Then again, I'm the same... without the Brum.
`*..how many guys girls have you kissed// Still twenty-something, I'm sure.
`*..been so drunk you couldn't remember your name// No
`*..do you have any eating disorders// Nah, it's all good
`*..piercings or tattoos// Nope
`*..do you wear shirts that show your clevage// Yes, for the sexiness of man-boobs
`*..ever wear shirts that show your belly button// I've not outgrown any to that point yet
`*..have you ever smoked// Yes. Didn't like it. Not nicotine, anyway
`*..are you a regular smoker// No
`*..do you have any kids// No, but I plan to have one someday to shape it in my own image
`*..do you think you could be pregnant// IT IS THE INALIENABLE RIGHT OF EVERY MAN TO HAVE BABIES IF HE SO CHOOSES
`*..ever find yourself wishing to poke people with sticks// All manner of used sticks
`*..ever taped your nose to your face// The bone seemed good enough to me
*..do you wish you could live in another realm// Only if it involved vaginal rain
`*..have you ever ran in circles like an elf// ELFTOR DOES NOT APPROVE OF CIRCLES
`*..do you pick your nose for a living// Yeah...the drilling operation goes well
`*..do you fart in public// It's great fun, isn't it? ;D? ;D?
`*..do you pick wedgies in public// As and when they occour
`*..what's your view on religion// Tolerance is the cornerstone of any bal-... OH FUCK IT, ALL OTHER RELIGIONS ARE LUNATICS!!
`*..ever stop to smell the roses/ Flowers dont smell so good. Besides, shuv gets hayfever
`*..what about wake up and smell the coffee// Tea. TEA IS INDEED THE MOST INDIE OF ALL DRINKS.
`*..can you smell// Unbearably so.
`*..gotten so drunk you didn't know where you were// No, plain old 'lost' does that for me
MORE QUESTiONS..
`*..what is the most common question you get asked// "Do you not know how to behave in public?"
`*..your usual response// "WHOOPLAH!!!"
`*..what's your natural hair color// Boring brown
`*..eye color// Metallic green
`*..how tall are you without shoes// 5' 11"
`*..favorite colors// Black, plurple, dark blues, metallic colours
`*.what's your highest level of education// Bachelor of Science (not official, but passed all modules)
`*..how many surveys have you taken// Too, too many
`*..do you have any siblings// Yes
`*..if yes how many// One
`*..do you have any pets// Had a kitty for a while, but I'll be leaving him in Banbury when I go back up north
`*..if yes, what kind// Pootin pi... doo doo doo doo
`*..what's your sexual prefrence// Mid-afternoon
`*..do you agree that men are little boys in men's bodies// On the whole, yes
`*..do you have your own site// This
`*..do you sleep with clothes on// Knickers for my knackers
EVEN MORE QUESTiONS..
..and some repeated..
`*..eaten a box of oreos// No, filthy things
`*..been on stage// Yes
`*..dumped someone// Rarely. Much better to get dumped in my opinion
`*..gotten in a car accident// Yeah. Fucking Rover
`*..been in love// Have been, am, will remain to be so
EiTHER//OR..
`*..coffee or hot choccolate// Hot chocolate, I can't stand coffee
`*..neve campbell or jennifer love hewitt// Neither
`*..tom cruise or brad pitt// Brad Pitt, purely on the basis of not being Ninja In My Pocket
`*..jeans or cords// Jeans, of course. I am the man of denim and leather
`*..sweater or sweatshirt// Sweater
`*..t-shirt or tanktop// T-Shirt, with some kind of insightful message designed to further my own views...
iN THE LAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU..
`*..cried// No
`*..helped someone// I entertained a kid with ADHD
`*..bought something// Can't remember... probably
`*..gotten sick// No
`*..gone to the movies// No
`*..said i love you// Yeah
`*..written a letter// No, not even a formal e-mail
`*..moved on// TO PIE AND DEATH
`*..talked to an ex// No
`*..missed an ex// No
`*..talked to a crush// Sorta, yeah
`*..had a serious talk// No
`*..missed someone// Missed people in general, yes
`*..hugged someone// Aye
`*..fought with your parents// A little
`*..fought with a friend// No more than usual
DO YOU//WHAT..
`*..wear eye shadow// Shuv wouldn't let me *mutters darkly*
`*..put on a 'front'// Always do
`*..kiss on the first date// Natrually. Second brain, third leg
`*..have a crush on someone// Love, crush, long-term partner, et cetera...
`*..eat with your mouth open// Only when I'm talking... which is always
`*..color is the carpet in your room// Blaq
`*..the last CD you bought// Fuck... The Black Halo?
RANDOM QUESTiONS...
`*..how did you spend last summer// I don't remember... see what the old entries have to say
`*..when's the last time you showered// Christ, dunno
`*..are you lonely// Most of the time, yeah. Not enough people to talk to
`*..are you happy// In a low-grade sort of way
`*..are you wearing pajamas// As part of my ensemble, yes. See earlier answer
`*..are you talking to someone online// Nope
`*..what's your astrological sign// Aquarias
`*..what are you listening or watching right now// Shuv trying to plug SCART cables in