[oneshot] Pretty Thing

[yakiseop]

Title: Pretty Thing.
Group: EXO.
Pairing: Luhan/Xiumin, Chanyeol/Lay, some... others... I guess...?
Rating: R.
Warning: Bad English BAD FIC EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS B A D.
Summary: Lu Han and Yifan are college students who are perishing from too much stress, so they do what anyone would do and go to a gay strip club.
N/A: ew another xiuhan from

Comments

[yakiseop]

spot for crystal!!!! or something!!!!

[xiu_han]

FUCK I SPRINTED UPSTAIRS TO GET ON MY LAPTOP TO SPOT BUT YOU ALREADY DID IT FOR ME PANTS HEAVILY FROM EXERTION THANK YOU

[yakiseop]

KJSDLFSDK HE'LL BE SEEING A LOT OF THAT PRETTY THING FROM THEN ON cue to stalker luhan
aren't they?? sobs and THANK YOU SO MUCH thank you thank you for reading ♥

[xezrei]

this world needs more stripper xiu!

[yakiseop]

I fully agree!!!!!!
thank you btw! uwu

[mooosapi]

You don't know how much I'm craving for stripper!xiu au after that sukira's punishment ;A; stripper!xiu + xiuhan = YESSS
thank you thank you

[yakiseop]

i completely understand ;; that punishment was the devil sob
and you're welcome!! thank you for reading and commenting ♥

[hipployta]

After the punishment...Minseok is made of this AU LOL

So...Xiuhan, ChanLay, I would say Kaisoo but I sense Krisoo too

That's right Luhan...no one has time for that No Homo BS

[yakiseop]

PRECISELY i could not help but to be lured into this new reality of buttshaking minseok
yeah man and a dash of fanxing and xiukai and just a lot of pairings i didn't even try with this one OTL so sorry
and right?! no homo is a waste of everyone's time
and also!!!! thank you for reading and commenting uwu ♥