[oneshot] Pretty Thing

[yakiseop]

Title: Pretty Thing.
Group: EXO.
Pairing: Luhan/Xiumin, Chanyeol/Lay, some... others... I guess...?
Rating: R.
Warning: Bad English BAD FIC EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS B A D.
Summary: Lu Han and Yifan are college students who are perishing from too much stress, so they do what anyone would do and go to a gay strip club.
N/A: ew another xiuhan from

Comments

[gokulex59]

How is Lu Han still alive the question obviously wasn't for me and even I shuddered at that 'see you around pretty thing' thing just by reading.

[yakiseop]

luhan survives out of sheer willpower and wanting to see minseok again i guess
he's a very strong one
thank you a lot for reading and commenting! ♥

[grumpybiscuit]

omo...luhan needs to get laid...like soon!

[yakiseop]

i second this motion
and thank you for reading and commenting!! ♥

[theafterimages]

The stripper au of my dreams. ♥ As ever, your Xiuhan is perfect, and so was Chanyeol (& Yifan, if I'm not mistaken?) dying about Yixing. The description of their routine was A++ omg, like I imagine it would be hard to write? (At least for me, action scenes are not my forte) But it was so great. And oh, Lu Han. Always a delight. I love that Minseok was flirting with him a lot, too. As fun as it always is to read about Lu Han being super intense and Minseok just kind of bemusedly dealing with it, it's so great whenever Minseok gives as good as he gets. So yeah, I really loved this! Ty for posting.

[yakiseop]

sjlfkd let us live in stripperverse +_+
not mistaken at all!! yifan was dying about yixing. i was dying about yixing as well tbh
ah, that scene was really hard to write ;;; i'm bad with action scenes as well. i'm glad you liked it!!! it makes me feel better about it ♥
always a happy time when lu han isn't left hanging dfjhkjdls
thank you a lot for reading!! and for leaving such a nice comment ♥♥

[aiedailglow]

WAIT WHAT

IT ENDS JUST LIKE THAT???

HOW COULD YOU??????????

Omg I love you for writing this because idek stripper minseok and ADONIS FANTASY AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAAH

please write more of this au *glassy eyes*♥

[yakiseop]

LHJFDGHKLJD IT DOES
I'M SORRY
aw thank you uwu and dat stripper club name dkfjdsjkl it was the best i could come up with
i shall try!! thank your for reading and commenting ♥

[bostafu]

omg bless you, this is the greatest xiumin fic ever. stripperseok ftw. I think you just filled every xiumin stan's (and xiuhan shippers) dream

[yakiseop]

awie uwu thank you so much~ i'm honored to have fulfilled that task lmao
thank you for reading and commenting ♥