blowing some steam off don't mind me
#01
Tegoshi Yuya's life is extremely busy according to me. After all, he has his soccer team to manage, and Inseok is still kind of really fucking bad at properly kicking a ball, but at least the rest of the team isn't as bad (specially that Chinese kid) (even though he looks like he's severely mentally challenged). Vocal lessons are ok, even though they could be better if that friend of Ranma's wasn't as bad as singing as Inseok is at kicking balls. What did that guy even have inside his throat, wet offended cats? Broken glass? A broken accordion?
Well, regardless, Tegoshi Yuya is not one to feel unmotivated easily, so he also puts up an add for drawing lessons, because he's a fucking artist, that's what he is. Not much longer after he puts it up, a guy enrolls. Chinese. Maybe Tegoshi can lead this guy to befriend Lu Han, the mentally challenged kid from the soccer team. All might end well. Maybe Lu Han will start leeching this guy's life force instead of doing it to one of their best players.
Tegoshi invites the art guy to his apartment so they can have their first lesson, and prepares a canvas and some oil paints. When the guy, who has so much names he could be a member of Portuguese royalty, arrives, he asks to be called just Kris, and Tegoshi almost can't hear him because his head is somewhere above the troposphere.
"Ok Kris, sit down," Tegoshi instructs with a smile, and the guy obeys. "Now paint me," he commands, giving Kris a brush. Kris does as told.
The result is exactly what you could expect from Kris. Tegoshi gives it a long, hard, deep, analytical once-over, frowns, hums, nods his head, and finally speaks up.
"Not bad. I give you fifty out of one hundred," he says.
#02
One day, NonSana arrive the jimusho (because in fics everyone goes to the jimusho everyday) and find several juniors lying unconscious all over the floor.
"... there has been a massacre," Sanada informs no one in particular.
"What could be the cause of this, i wonder," Nozawa wonders, suffering from a brief art change to dramatic chiaroscuro.
They cross the post-apocalyptical scenery that the building has become in order to find the truth. There's some blood on the floor, originated from some boys' noses. They recognize many friends among the fallen ones, and are more determined than ever to find the culprit of all that fucking mess.
Eventually, they reach a point where the density of knocked-out juniors is much higher. They're in piles, like a barricade, and, when they remove them from the way (not very carefully i must add) they find a door. Sanada looks at Nozawa, who looks at Sanada and nods as a confirmation. Sanada nods back and pushes the door open.
All of the top juniors are there. Juri looks like he suffered from irreversible blood loss. Even the poor kansai juniors weren't spared, and their bodies lay in a rather symbolic arrangement. And then, standing in the middle of that johnnys wasteland, stood a figure. A not very tall figure, dressed in a cheerleader outfit, with pompoms and thigh-high socks and pigtails and the miniest miniskirt ever seen by mankind.
The figure turned around. It was Yasui, smiling sweetly.
"Just wanted to test something," he gives as an excuse, and winks cutely at them.
#03
"THOSE O TEAM KIDS," a scream.
"What the fuck," Kris swears in English as he jumps awake.
"BEATING US IN OUR OWN GAME," that's Baekhyun. He has a tablet in hands, and a video open in the tablet. "FUCKING LOOK"
It's from Team O's latest stage. Tao and Sehun had introduced a new song - Oshibe Meshibe Yoru no Chouchou - for which they assumed roles and pretty much romanced each other on stage. Sehun, dressed in pink, acted inocent and hesitant, while Tao had gone out full-on Skank, dressed in purple and feeling Sehun up. At the end of the song, they "kissed". No one had expected that from the usually cute, innocent Team O, and most fans had left sporting the Weirdest Boner Ever.
"We've never had a song like this," Baekhyun points out. "And we're Team X! We're the sexy team!! We can't just--"
"I'm not," Kris speaks up. "Taking part in this nonsense. I didn't sign up for this. Bye." He literally gets up and leaves.
Baekhyun then glances at Chanyeol, who seems to gleam, smiling his best smile. Soon enough, Baekhyun looks away, glancing at Jongdae. "Let's do this, babe."
"Sure thing, homie," they high five. Chanyeol groans in frustration, wondering when he'll get to be in a sub-unit too.
Then, for the next Team X stage, Baekhyun and Jongdae come out with I'm Sure. They dirty-talk in English, and Jongdae downright asks Baekhyun if he wants to get naked. They sing. They dry-hump each other, too. It's a huge success. Fans are desperate to leave, but they also want to stay there forever.
News of the trend reach the ears of Team E.
"As the first, main, most important, talented, et cetera team in EXO48," Suho, the captain, starts his pep talk. "We must not stay still. We too must have our lesbian song."
A two-hours long debate ensues, because they can't decide whether to make Luhan and Jongin do it or Luhan and Yixing. In the end, Luhan's vehement refusal to take part is considered, and Jongin and Yixing perform Kinjirareta Futari as a duet. It's also a success, but not all that erotic. Fans are relieved.
#04
"Oh my god dage is so in love with Lu-ge!!!!1 Lu-ge is lucky to have such a loving wife!!!!!"
"can't you see here...... xiumin loves lulu so much. when is the wedding? lolololololol"
"how can people ship xiumin w/ other ppl ew can't you see xiumin is in love with xiaolu"
"What are you doing on the computer at a time like this," Kris groans as he walks past him to get some water.
"Playing solitaire," Luhan chirps, minimizing the browser like a pro.
#05
"Chanyeol what the fuck are you doing"
"I felt sad," Chanyeol explains
"?????? and???"
"I'm jiggling," he elaborates. "Jiggling makes all things better."
#06
They meet at the doors of the auditorium at the Ghibli museum. On the left, Miyata is wearing a Kiki shirt, thinking about buying the limited Porco Rosso anniversary button. On the right, Ranma is smiling at his picture with the big totoro outside, and can barely wait to see the models of sceneries from Arriety that wait for him in one of the rooms.
It's a small, mere accident. When Miyata shifts his weight, he ends up bumping his shoulder on Ranma's, and, when he looks up to apologize, Something Happens.
"Ah," they mutter at the same time, and shoujo sparkles float in the background.
if i feel stressed out i'll add more ok i don't care