[oneshot] “Wo ai ni” is Mandarin for “I want to get in your pants”

[yakiseop]

Title: “Wo ai ni” is Mandarin for “I want to get in your pants”
Group: EXO
Pairing: Kris/Kyungsoo, Luhan/Kyungsoo/Yixing
Rating: PG
Length: 7,689 words
Summary: Do Kyungsoo is looking forward to enjoying his high school life the most he can. The Mandarin club and Black-Framed Glasses Guy are here to help.
A/N: written for sooheaven. spoilers: tao is the

Comments

[lordofthehoes]

oh my god this was hilarious to read. oblivious kyungsoo!!! this is a great story! keep up the awesome writing <3

[yakiseop]

eheheh thank you!!!! thank you a lot for reading and for your kind comment ♥♥

[hipployta]

Oblivious Kyungsoo who can still tell something is off and creepy about Luhan and Yixing LOL

Upon realizing more of the situation, hearing Yifan's voice, looking Kris over, and realizing Tao's meaning Kyungsoo is paying attention enough for once to immediately figure out the purpose of those sentences and go find Yifan lol

[yakiseop]

the layhan vibe is too real to ignore
and yah maybe this soo isn't as oblivious as we all would like to think (we can't really blame him for not realizing everyone is after his body after all)
thank you for reading and commenting bb!! ♥

[brandnewwind]

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I like it.......................... but I don't know what just happened.................................................
Luxing though.
So many quotes, oh god.

[yakiseop]

friend kjdfdjshkjdfhjksdh i'm sorry
"so many quotes" ok sure thank you
KJSDHFKJLSJLKFSD anyway thank you for reading and all

[gotterfunken8]

“Stop right there,” he commands, pushing his glasses up his nose. It’s unexpectedly lame. “Leave him alone.”
"unexpectedly lame" is probably the best description of Kris ever.
This was hilarious; I absolutely loved it (sequel? pleaaaaaaaseee?)

[yakiseop]

IT INDEED IS, I'M IN SHOCK FOR THIS REALIZATION
sequel? hmm.... hmmmm............... i'll think about it uwu
THANK YOU FOR READING AND COMMENTING dumb lj sent the comment too soon hehe THANK YOU ♥

[charliebnim]

MUAHAHAH I LOVED THIS TBH EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[yakiseop]

HEHEHE THANK YOU ♥ thank you for reading and commenting ♥